YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ SIGH, of course a second pass would be worse. Just going to die, then. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

Not so fast, you.

[ Reaching in with her sword, be a good lad and grab it ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

The Meringue Luka activates, flying into the air like a skydancer while spinning rapidly!

The radius of 6300cm is now the length these hands can reach. Meringue Luka has left your party as she travels upward into space.

The ballpit becomes a raging whirlpool. Anyone in it would surely be torn apart, just like the dirt and grime collected by eons of children within it are. Garbage is spit out at a rapid pace and obliterated. And finally, as it settles into a calm traversible vortex...

...an idol is flung into the sky, landing gracefully and perfectly on one of the Tables for Adults and Bad Children, alongside an OBJECT.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

[ Lark is going to attempt to catch the OBJECT. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Happy Day Record(2)

I implore you to recall that whenever you are experiencing feelings of terror, dread, despair, or dismay it is prudent to keep in your mind's eye the moments in which you were able to embrace more positive feelings of calm, joy, good cheer, and pleasure. When the present moment has become too gloomy and burdensome for you to bear, one must always remember happy days.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

Another one of these...

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Retrieving the IDOL, then? ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Umi Sonoda

The First Goddess, who is perfect in almost all ways. Possessed of the greatest beauty in grace, her loving words strike the hearts of her fans like her arrows pierce the flesh of her foes.

Even in this mild fever, you can't hesitate! Accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!

HOWEVER...

Since Umi Sonoda has already been found in the DAMNED QUEEN'S LOBBY by K, this instance of her disappears from your hands.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ sdjlfksdjflksjfs ]

—Right. Awesome.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

What happened.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

The friggin thing just disappeared. The other group already got it, apparently.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ guh ]

—Zari—

[ ARE YOU READY TO DUCK, it'll probably be worse this time— ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

[ Yeah yeah just let her help you and she'll worry about dying in a second. Literally. ]

Cooperate, please.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ He will absolutely take the sword! ]

Hey, I don't look gift swords in the mouth.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

Good man.

[ And giving him a good yank out of there with all her inhuman strength ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Lands lightly! Which is good, because BULLET HELL. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You have saved Lupine! He is no longer afflicted by Ballpit-related status effects.

THE LAW OF THE F U N Z O N E HAS BEEN BROKEN.

You have greatly displeased Lonard. The entire building shakes with rage and fury.

BULLET HELL MODE ACTIVATED.

Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARDs have been released and now form nearly undodgable curtains of bullets throughout the entire WcDonalds! This will make the coming battles much harder...

For now, all idols in the WcDonalds must roll 1d10.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[quickpersuader]

[QUICK AS A WINK DOOOOOODGE.]

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ NIGHTINGALE ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

[ 9! Hah! ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

[4 sigh unless The Harder They Fall can help her here by upping her stats in which case using that?]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Using Harder They Fall, you avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.