idolpro | YULETIDE 2

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!

[ And then everything goes white... ]

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[ 2, but The Harder They Fall is still active if that counts for anything!]

You fall into a pit. As a result, you are trapped in the F U N Z O N E forever. Goodbye, SOUL FOR SALE OR RENT. The skeletons will have a delicious feast, as will the pit vipers and [[OBSTACLE COURSE PUNCHING BAGS]].

Become afflicted with two of the following status effects:
- Death
- Impalement by Infected Spike
- Impalement (fatal)
- Life Cut Into Pizzas (death) (explode into pizza)
- Hyperdeath
- 9999 damage
- Ball Entrapment
- Merged With Walls Of Obstacle Course (death 2)

HOWEVER...

Hearing the call of the recently RETRIEVED AND DISAPPEARED UMI SONODA, the Meringue Luka returns and does one final DOUBLE LARIAT, freeing you from the Obstacle Course!

With the force of the Meringue Luka's spinning, you are levitated out of the pit and the Obstacle Course via the vortex. As a result, you gain no rewards from the Obstacle Course.

With the Meringue Luka's idol blessing, you are cured of one status effect. Meringue Luka has left the party and returned to space.

Edited 2022-02-04 04:46 (UTC)

[ IMPALED it is, then! She's resistant to infection so just impaled. ]

[ well shit BUT ] [ Retrieving 1 drug from the dropbox, he's going to gently get that into her mouth. ]

Swallow this.

[ Gives him a Look, but takes the damn drugs ]

Thanks. What a mess. [ And she's going to need to drink blood again after this disaster of a game. ]

I guess we keep trying to get in...

[ He very much volunteers. ]

Heh, one good turn deserves another, right?

[ But uh. He is looking over at the Swirling Ballpit Vortex. ]

—Either that, or we take a plunge, I guess.

I guess we know the obstacle course doesn't end well.

Want to play rock paper scissors, or are you just gonna be the hero?

[ Laughs, completely startled by that question. His grin in response is fierce. ]

Hero, I sincerely doubt. But I do like jumping in feet first.

I'll do my best not to swoon.

You want to jump in, and I'll follow in a second? You know, after I make sure you're not chopped into tiny bits.

[ Wink. ]

I'll be sure to scream real loud if I start being chopped into tiny bits.

Happy trails. I'll either be right behind you, or catch you after the revive.

See you on the flipside.

[ And off he goes! He's gonna do a fuckin fancy dive into the vortex, like, bounds into a handstand and then hurtles himself up, twists, jackknives, all that nonsense before he's out of sight. ]

Proceed.

[ Aliza grabs the buns and secret sauce from the dropbox where Kino put them and proceeds to leap into the void after Lupine ]

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