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YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!
[ And then everything goes white... ]
BOSS - Damned Queen: Round 1
The Damned Queen stands across from you, in front of the Tokyo-F Belief-o-Matic 3000. She has siphoned its power, having gained access to it through her conquest of Lonard's REALM, which was so easily brought to her by the IDOLS of TOKYO-F.
Now, she is empowered with BELIEF, as well as the twin powers of FESTIVITY and JOVIALITY. And she is currently DISPLEASED. This will be a hellishly difficult fight, but there is a chance of victory...
Without a word, she begins to sing.
Now Playing - aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Yuletide Wreathes and Yuletide Light Strings come to life and surround all combatants, crushing them in their chilly, jolly grip!
All IDOLS PRESENT receive two of following status effects:
- Crushed limb
- Crushed sternum
- Blood from mouth
- Pierced eardrum
- Hypothermia
- Limb ripped off
HOW TO FIGHT
Boss attacks work as follows:
RED attacks cannot be dodged under any circumstances.
BLUE attacks can be dodged by using certain items obtained during the adventure.
GREEN attacks can be dodged by rolling 1d10 and getting a 6 or higher, or by receiving help from an ally with a relevant unit power.
PLAYER ACTION
Re: PLAYER ACTION
[ She charges at her top speed, which is a pretty damn impressive sight actually especially given that The Harder They Fall is still doing its thing, does a few rapid fire switchbacks, and uses her katana and all her inhuman strength to attack. ]
Re: PLAYER ACTION
and also the awful song, which helps a little, and then he's going to attack.A little louder than necessary, on account of the hearing loss: ]
Just deafened myself, FYI. Wave or tap me on the shoulder or something if you want it, too.
[ At which point: flinging himself forward, sword aimed right at the boss for a stab. ]
Re: PLAYER ACTION
They're going to keep Quick as a Wink active, dashing in to tap everyone with Get Hype for x2 speed before firing at the Queen with their revolver.]
Re: PLAYER ACTION
He's taking one of the knives that he has stored in his sleeve (regular, not through ability powers) and throwing it at her! ]
BOSS REACTION
BOSS ACTION
64 bits...32 bits...16 bits...8 bits...4 bits...
As she sings, ice shoots from her hands, giant snowglobes hurtling toward all of you at jolly speed.
Those hit with the snowglobes will experience one of the following status effects:
- Frozen in the frozen time (cannot move for 1 turn w/o other character help)
- Turning into a snowman (arms turn to sticks, body starts turning into snow)
- Wind-up key in their back (cannot move without being wound up first)
- Forced to dance when music plays (cannot attack while Damned Queen sings)
PLAYER RE/ACTION
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
That's 1 idol, 1 record (the other one Lark has).
OH AND ALSO AN ATTACK, because you know. Gotta attack. ]
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
[ On the upside, she rolled a 10 so she does not get hit with snow globes while disintegrating? ]
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
Lark, feeling the KOMPRESSION pressing in on him, immediately pull out the record he acquired earlier, in some desperate attempt that MAYBE??? IT WILL STOP THIS?>?? ]
Re: PLAYER RE/ACTION
killing whatever this thing is before it can kill them.
They open fire on the Queen.]
BOSS REACTION(1)
You suffer no ill effects from the Damned Queen's singing magic this round.
BOSS REACTION(2)
BOSS ACTION(1)
Using the power of Festivity and all the strength and magick she has absorbed from all the idols who fell into her trap, the Dread Queen summons an array of ABSOLUTE SUPERSTARS to attack you one by one.
Wait...
The SUPERSTARS... You freed them!?! Her power—no—no!!
"N❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄!"
BOSS ACTION(2)
With her final shriek, she explodes into icicle shards, hurling them all directions toward you.
All idols are affected by three of the following:
- Impalement (icicle)
- Can't stay warm without other people's body heat
- Eternal thirst (metaphorical)
- Eternal thirst (physical, does not have to be water)
- Hanahaki
- Tuberculosis
- Frozen emotions (cannot feel/recognize feelings, alexithymia)
- Frozen face (cannot express emotions)
- Frozen body (cannot use 1-3 bodyparts)
- Hypothermia
- Hyperthermia
END
Proceed.