YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

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Re: PLAYER ACTION

[irregular]

[Okay, so flowers.

[Flowers, and his arm now hurts a lot. To the point it's basically useless.

[Clearly, this place has not changed its agenda one bitty fucking bit. K grits his teeth and - first things first, let's not be completely fucking stupid this time - turns Achilles Radar on Lonard WcDonard. Does this thing have any weaknesses? Let's find out.

[If he does? Aim at that.

[If he doesn't? Aim at literally anything. He's still got his tiger claws and one functional arm; he's still got Hysmine Blessing. Let's see what happens if we try and fill a killer clown (are there any other kind?) with sharp metal claws.]