ROUND 4

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Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

[just slung over mori's shoulder what up]

Eeeew, you look gross.

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

[WHAT'S UP]

Look in a mirror lately?

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

I'm ALWAYS cute.

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

You're always full of bullshit.

[ANNOUNCEMENT, THO. . .]

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

Awww shucks.

[awkwardly pulls his phone out over Mori's shoulder


hm]

I wonder if I get a pass on a technicality. . .

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

[. . . pffffft]

You don't fight, do you, C?

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

[with a completely straight face]

I'm a pacifist.

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

[yeah okay]

[IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTS TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE]

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

[SHRINKS HIM]



[but he's still just as strong as normal so if he punches him in the leg or something it'll still hurt]

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

[oh my god]

-- HEY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!

[he is not punching C in the leg]

[but that's because he's kicking him in the shin instead

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

[OW JEEZUS hopping backwards]

You tried to punch me in the face, you ass!

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

You've been punched before!

[flinging himself at C's legs, trying to cling to them or use his momentum to knock him over or. something]

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

And it fucking hurts--gah!


[HE ABSOLUTELY CAN!!! goes down!!

SETS OFF A SMOKEBOMB JUST CUZ HE CAN]

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[foolmetwice]

[AUGH WHY!!!]









[activates buddy bond. congrats C you can now feel Mars's irritation and AUGH GROSS WHY IS THERE SMOKE]

[he's still clinging to C's legs, too]

Re: THE SCRAPYARD

[neigh_sayer]

[THE FUCK IS THIS

meanwhile i hope Mars was ready for a literal flood of FEAR, LIES, DISTRUST, AND MORE LIES AND JUST AS MUST FRUSTRATION]

maybe a tinge of content because Mori was here BUT HE'S OFF FIGHTING NOW SO]

--Hey Marsy boy, I predict a sneezing fit coming on!

[SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY HELPED BY ALL THE SMOKE]

1/3

[foolmetwice]

[JESUS THOSE ARE SOME STRONG FEELINGS

2/4 i'm sorry actually

[foolmetwice]

[. . . . . . but it's not like. Mars doesn't understand where they come from]

[the briefest flash of empathy]

3/4

[foolmetwice]

[replaced by surprised irritation]

Wait, what? What are you talking abo

DONE

[foolmetwice]

[immediately starts sneezing all over C's pant leg, getting gross snot and mucus EVERYWHERE]

Re: DONE

[neigh_sayer]

[mistakes were half made. TRIES TO KICK HIM OFF DURING HIS FIT will lack of contact get rid of the buddy bond]

Re: DONE

[foolmetwice]

[clinging to his leg like a BUR, still sneezing everywhere. but also, trying to climb up C's body to his arm or his wrist or his hand or something]

[buddy bond shuts off while he climbs, it's fine]

Re: DONE

[neigh_sayer]

UUuuuugh, you're like a bug!

[IS THIS PAYBACK FOR ALL THE CLINGING BEFORE


just takes off his hat and tries swatting at him when he gets to his arm jeezus. also smoke clears up]

Re: DONE

[foolmetwice]

[MAYBE]

[he continues crawling even through being swatted at, though there are a few close calls where he almost falls up, all the way until he gets to C's wrist]

[and then]

[like a bug]







[he bites him]

Re: DONE

[neigh_sayer]

[MINUS 15 HP INSTAKILL]

[YELPS JEEZUS THAT STILL FEELS LIKE A GROWN PERSON BITE]

STOP

You need to GO

[SELF FULFILLING PROPHECY GET FLICKED OFF]

Re: DONE

[foolmetwice]

[enjoy the bite mark on your wrist C. . .]

[anyway he finally goes flying thanks to the flick. AT LEAST GROW HIM TO NORMAL SIZED WHEN HE HITS THE GROUND SO HE DOESN'T GO SPLAT]