Agility(7) 1 2 2 - rule of dramatics beat the dice, so Intensity does not, in fact, miss a point-blank shot to King's face.
His head snaps back with the gunshot, but his Henshin armor knocks off 1 hit point, plus 2 more for successful roll - 5 damage. But it does crack through the armor, leaving the gunshot hole in his forehead as he slowly tilts his head back down to very calmly look at Intensity.
Ignore the blood dripping down his face as he starts to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and-
He's aiming his blade right for Intensity's heart this time. Strength(5) - 1 5 6, CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE INTENSITY. ]
[ He reaches up to fist a hand in Intensity's hair and force him to look down at him, blinking through the blood. The expression is a certain unhinged kind that Intensity is probably very familiar with.
Also, he doesn't remove the blade, keeping his hand on the hilt the entire time. ]
I wasn't even going to fight you here. Are you satisfied? Is this what you wanted?
His blade sure is occupied, isn't it? What are the chances he can pull it out and defend himself before Intensity pulls the trigger? Probably not great, but he can try. ]
1. The past will never leave you alone 2. He's really VERY bad at staying dead
Agility(7) - 3 6 6. The point blank gunshot connects, shocker! -1 HP for Henshin, he takes 3 damage. And also has a gaping hole in his throat, which probably makes talking difficult at this point.
He staggers back, ripping his Heart Weapon out of Intensity's chest in the process (enjoy!) and he's STILL NOT FUCKING DEAD. He lashes out at Intensity's gun hand, trying to take it off. Strength(5) 5 6 6 - probably not! ]
Truly a scourge upon your life. He rolls out of the way of Blue Eyes's swinging claw, missing that bullet in the process. Then he's dashing forward, trying another swipe at Intensity's gun hand - HE'S TIRED OF BEING FUCKING SHOT! - Strength: 2 5 5. Fail. ]
[ Honestly. How he's gonna evade? The shock rips through him just like Intensity wanted, and he can't even scream.
So that's 9 damage - putting him at a stunning -7 HP for the boys and girls counting at home.
Except... that definitely should have killed him. Right? For sure. But... he's still not dead. In fact - he drops out of Henshin form midair, causing his silhouette to shrink considerably. Blue Eyes is probably fumbling him, huh?
He hits the bridge hard not to far from where Intensity is standing, now completely uninjured and restored to 15HP. ]
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Point blank(ish).
For half your HP.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL CHARGING?]
The fuck---!?
[Oh shi---
Whether or not it would have hit, Intensity rolls the fuck outta the way of the blade aiming for his skull
JESUS why are paladins LIKE THIS!?]
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He doesn't skip a beat at all, lashing out sideways with the blade in the direction Intensity rolls. Strength 1 6 6 - another fail.]
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Roll: 3 3 4. Hit. 4 potential damage incoming]
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Then, wheeling around to yell at Intensity, ]
She's not who I'm fighting!
[ HOW DARE YOU TURN HIM ON SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO YUGI'S GRANDPA??? ]
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Oh right. You somehow mistakenly believes this belongs to Yugi's grandfather.
Then fine.
[Throwing the fourth Blue Eyes White Dragon card (look he already bought his three last week) at King in the HP damaging way that only Intensity can]
Take it!
[Roll: 1 1 4.
Let it be know that he almost got a crit success throwing a fucking Blue Eyes card. That's it. I have to drop now]
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Anyway he takes 3 damage from the fucking trading card, fuck you, jesus. ]
Did you just -
[ GODS! HE'S POCKETING IT ONCE THAT'S DONE, THANKS.
And then he's charging forward for a slash at Intensity's legs - Strength(5) 2 2 4 - this one potentially hits for 4 damage. ]
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Roll: 2 4 5.
Yeah.
No.
King manages to get a very nice slice into Intensity's thigh, but now he is close enough for Intensity to press the gun right up to King's forehead.
Roll: 4 5 6. Thank God for 11 precision. 8 potential damage.]
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Did you just shoot him in the fucking head?
Agility(7) 1 2 2 - rule of dramatics beat the dice, so Intensity does not, in fact, miss a point-blank shot to King's face.
His head snaps back with the gunshot, but his Henshin armor knocks off 1 hit point, plus 2 more for successful roll - 5 damage. But it does crack through the armor, leaving the gunshot hole in his forehead as he slowly tilts his head back down to very calmly look at Intensity.
Ignore the blood dripping down his face as he starts to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and-
He's aiming his blade right for Intensity's heart this time. Strength(5) - 1 5 6, CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE INTENSITY. ]
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Roll: 4 4 5
Oh. That's right.
You don't.
There's a sickening wet noise as the blade pierces through, somehow not killing him instantly. But fuck---
You asshole! He just had that scar fucking removed]
You---!!
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Also, he doesn't remove the blade, keeping his hand on the hilt the entire time. ]
I wasn't even going to fight you here. Are you satisfied? Is this what you wanted?
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Not.
[Coughs wetly, tasting blood in his mouth as he raises his arm to put the gun against King's throat]
Quite.
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His blade sure is occupied, isn't it? What are the chances he can pull it out and defend himself before Intensity pulls the trigger? Probably not great, but he can try. ]
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[Roll: 2 2 2. 4 damage for King.
WILL YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY?]
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1. The past will never leave you alone
2. He's really VERY bad at staying dead
Agility(7) - 3 6 6. The point blank gunshot connects, shocker! -1 HP for Henshin, he takes 3 damage. And also has a gaping hole in his throat, which probably makes talking difficult at this point.
He staggers back, ripping his Heart Weapon out of Intensity's chest in the process (enjoy!) and he's STILL NOT FUCKING DEAD. He lashes out at Intensity's gun hand, trying to take it off. Strength(5) 5 6 6 - probably not! ]
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Fuck you and you're stupid paladin armor and your stupid fucking Heart Weapon and your stupid fucking bottomless HP.
Blue Eyes rejoins the fight by ramming at King, jaws opened and teeth poised from his throat.
Roll: 3 5 6. That's a success because Blue Eyes is way more competent than Intensity.
HOW DO YOU LIKE GETTING EATEN BY FUCKING MONSTERS JACKASS!]
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Fucker. HE ALREADY TOLD YOU HE'S NOT FIGHTING HER! Except he can't say that, or anything right now, so...
Fuck, what is he gonna do about a dragon??? ]
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Fucking die already...
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Well? What are you going to do, Intensity? ]
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One claw swipe from Blue Eyes. Roll: 1 3 5 - potential 5 damage.
And one gunshot from Intensity, aimed at his head. Roll: 1 2 2 - potential 4 damage]
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Agility - 1 6 6 - success.
Agility - 2 3 5 - success.
Truly a scourge upon your life. He rolls out of the way of Blue Eyes's swinging claw, missing that bullet in the process. Then he's dashing forward, trying another swipe at Intensity's gun hand - HE'S TIRED OF BEING FUCKING SHOT! - Strength: 2 5 5. Fail. ]
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Why?
Why is this fucking happening?
Why can't he ever---]
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Better fucking dodge that, King, or Blue Eyes who you dashed right past is going to sink her claws into you and take off in the air]
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OKAY! HE'S GETTING PICKED UP THEN!
He can't even yell indignantly!! ]
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Overload---
Except nah, the name of this attack is:]
White Lightning!
[Roll: 3 4 5 - damage x 2 for overload. So 10 points of damage if not miraculously evaded]
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So that's 9 damage - putting him at a stunning -7 HP for the boys and girls counting at home.
Except... that definitely should have killed him. Right? For sure. But... he's still not dead. In fact - he drops out of Henshin form midair, causing his silhouette to shrink considerably. Blue Eyes is probably fumbling him, huh?
He hits the bridge hard not to far from where Intensity is standing, now completely uninjured and restored to 15HP. ]
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