[ when the attempt at a leg sweep fails, a look of genuine surprise crosses his face, which quickly turns into a thrilled grin. nice.
he would move fast to block the pistol whip attempt next, except—inexplicably, the gun is suddenly gone and he appears to have been hit in the face with a soft volleyball instead? which is not really damage-inducing but sure is pretty staggering for completely different reasons. ]
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[With a disgruntled huff, Intensity tosses the volleyball over his shoulder only for Blue Eyes to catch it in her jaws and puncture it. The unfortunate volleyball makes a sad annoying deflating balloon sound as it dies.
[ instead of chasing him down directly, Man☆Eater runs forward and propels himself up onto the limb of one of the neighboring trees, jumping up higher and higher through the branches until he's far enough up to get a clear view of Intensity from where he is.
frankly, Intensity losing his gun before Man☆Eater had the chance to disarm him himself feels pretty unsatisfying. he could just chalk it up to luck being on side and continue the fight with the advantage, but...
nah. ]
—Intensity!
[ and as soon as the name leaves Man☆Eater's mouth, for a fleeting moment, Intensity is enveloped in a dark glow that looks a bit like black fire. as it subsides, Intensity will feel invigorated, like he's in the best shape he's ever been.
Harder They Fall, +2 modifier to all stats, including HP. ]
[And another multi-comment because what the fuck is even happening really?
He flinches as if expecting an attack, but no. No. This is definitely quite the opposite. And Intensity would be lying if it didn't feel damn good to be power boosted by your smug fight date because some mean ol' volleyball took away all your toys]
Coming down, kitty cat? Or do I have to go up there and fetch you?
[Intensity is not really waiting for an answer though as Blue Eyes rams the tree with it's massive head (roll: 1 1 2). There's a sickening crack as the trunk starts to lose some of its sturdiness]
[ Blue Eyes hadn't made a move so far in the fight, so her sudden entry to the fray catches him off-guard—he makes a surprised sound as he comes dangerously close to pitching forward out of the tree, but he catches himself with Verticality before he can actually fall. ]
Gyahaha... What, getting lonely? Try and catch me, then!
[ he steadies himself as best he can while the tree is threatening to come down altogether, before leaping forward of his own accord and attempting to drop kick Intensity from a stupid height (roll: 4 5 6 ), his aim adjusted by Verticality where necessary—a hefty 6 damage if Intensity doesn't get out of the way. ]
[ An extra problem when your opponent is practically a living tank. He stands his ground, and instead of going down with that attack, he grabs Intensity mid-tackle attempt and bodily slams him into the tree next to them (str roll: 4 4 6), another potential 6 damage. ]
[But what about a counter counter tackle? Bless, Cobalt, really. (agi roll: 2 2 4 and agi roll: 1 2 4). He twists his body in an attempt to throw Man☆Eater against the tree instead.
For math's sake, that's -2 hp to Intensity and potential 4 to Man☆Eater]
[ he's impressed, really—this fight is turning out to be full of surprises, not just of the volleyball variety. unfortunately for Intensity, Verticality is very good at softening any attack that sends him through the air, and a critical success (agi roll: 1 1 1) means he slows his momentum just enough that he can twist around midair, push off against the trunk with his feet, and try to come back with a kick aimed at Intensity's gut (str roll: 1 1 5) for 5 potential damage. ]
[ somehow he keeps forgetting this is technically a 2v1; he just barely manages to duck underneath that attack (agi roll: 4 5 6 current HP: still 15?), rolling forward over the ground and then back onto his feet in an attempt to put a little distance between himself and this 8x8 robot dragon, though unfortunately puts more distance between him and Intensity, too. ]
[ raises his hand to... catch... it? (agi roll: 3 3 6) did Intensity just throw a trading card at him???? he shoves it into his pocket, he guesses, still kind of bewildered.
Man☆Eater doesn't have many long-range tricks up his sleeve and he has a garbage precision stat, so he dashes forward to try and close the distance between them again—but he loops around the long way so as to keep as far away from Blue Eyes as possible while he does that. if he can get in close enough without a dragon intervention, he'll try and leap at Intensity with a good ol' punch to the jaw when he's in range (str roll: 1 3 3) for a potential damage of 3. ]
[What!? WHAT!? That was supposed to give you the worst papercut of your life. YOU CAN'T JUST CASUALLY POCKET BLUE EYES LIKE THAT. HOW DARE----
Danger danger incoming.
Man, the dice really want Intensity to show off (agi roll: 1 1 6) for a perfect dodge to the punch in the face. And a success for the counter punch (str roll: 1 3 5) for 5 potential damage]
[ wow, Harder They Fall really does work wonders. he turns his head with the punch to soften the blow (agi roll: 1 1 2), but that's still 3 damage taken. ]
What, think the full limits of your potential can't measure up to my average? Well, you're not wrong—!
[ and he slams a knee into Intensity's gut (str roll: 2 2 3) for 3 potential damage ]
I don't want your average! I want your best! And I'll be fucking insulted if you don't---
[ The rest of that is lost in the wheeze of all of the air leaving Intensity's lungs as the knee to the gut is successful (agi roll: 3 6 6).
But that means that Man☆Eater is fucking close. Close enough for Intensity to make a successful grab of that leg (agi roll: 1 2 3 - potential 3 damage) and Blue Eyes to grab an arm between her teeth (pre roll: 1 2 5 - potential 5 damage)]
[ that makes him smile a little, but he doesn't have much time to dwell on it—as Intensity makes a grab for Man☆Eater's leg, he successfully yanks it back out of his grasp (str roll: 1 2 6), only for Blue Eyes to sink her teeth into his arm in the next moment. he leverages one hand against her head and wrenches his arm free (str roll: 2 2 3), but not without sustaining a few long, bloody gashes down his arm, at which he grits his teeth and gives a pained grunt.
sandwiched between the two is not really a great position to be in, so he yanks Intensity towards him to headbutt him in the chest and hopefully bowl him over (str roll: 5 6 6, SOMEHOW suceeds despite being one number away from a crit fail, potential damage of 6). ]
[Man☆Eater will be successful in escaping (agi roll: 2 4 5) from between Blue Eyes and her master.
And Intensity's attempt to trip Man☆Eater as he retreats falls though (str roll: 2 5 6). He is quick to take a few steps back, looking around the forest quickly to see if there is something that can give him the advantage.
Yes, that will work.
Blue Eyes spreads her wings and starts rising into the air]
[ his eyes follow Blue Eyes up into the air, not sure what to make of that.
just to be safe, he darts over to a spot that is more densely packed with trees and thus more difficult to navigate, particularly for large dragons, and watches for what happens next. ]
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he would move fast to block the pistol whip attempt next, except—inexplicably, the gun is suddenly gone and he appears to have been hit in the face with a soft volleyball instead? which is not really damage-inducing but sure is pretty staggering for completely different reasons. ]
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And then...!
What the fuck just happened to his gun?]
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DO YOU HEAR ME, PRODUCERS!?
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I thought they wanted us to kill each other...
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Good riddance]
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Shit.
Trying to dodge behind a tree to get some distance between himself and Man☆Eater]
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frankly, Intensity losing his gun before Man☆Eater had the chance to disarm him himself feels pretty unsatisfying. he could just chalk it up to luck being on side and continue the fight with the advantage, but...
nah. ]
—Intensity!
[ and as soon as the name leaves Man☆Eater's mouth, for a fleeting moment, Intensity is enveloped in a dark glow that looks a bit like black fire. as it subsides, Intensity will feel invigorated, like he's in the best shape he's ever been.
Harder They Fall, +2 modifier to all stats, including HP. ]
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He flinches as if expecting an attack, but no. No. This is definitely quite the opposite. And Intensity would be lying if it didn't feel damn good to be power boosted by your smug fight date because some mean ol' volleyball took away all your toys]
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[Intensity is not really waiting for an answer though as Blue Eyes rams the tree with it's massive head (roll: 1 1 2). There's a sickening crack as the trunk starts to lose some of its sturdiness]
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Gyahaha... What, getting lonely? Try and catch me, then!
[ he steadies himself as best he can while the tree is threatening to come down altogether, before leaping forward of his own accord and attempting to drop kick Intensity from a stupid height (roll: 4 5 6 ), his aim adjusted by Verticality where necessary—a hefty 6 damage if Intensity doesn't get out of the way. ]
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Maybe I will!
[He's back on his feet swiftly, pouncing to tackle Man☆Eater, but no. Not even the buff can save his shitty STR stat. (roll: 2 3 6)]
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For math's sake, that's -2 hp to Intensity and potential 4 to Man☆Eater]
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goodboy who studies hard when he finally decides to give a fuck about something.Man☆Eater clips him in the side with the edge of his foot (agi roll: 1 4 4 Current HP: 9) but he sidesteps the majority of it.
And time to make this a real fight as Blue Eyes pounces in to attack Man☆Eater with a tail whip (str roll: 3 4 4) for a potential 4 damage]
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Oh well. He has one more projectile weapon at his disposal.
Go, Blue Eyes White Dragon card for 2 potential. (PRE roll: 1 2 2) Aimed at one of Man☆Eater's hands]
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Man☆Eater doesn't have many long-range tricks up his sleeve and he has a garbage precision stat, so he dashes forward to try and close the distance between them again—but he loops around the long way so as to keep as far away from Blue Eyes as possible while he does that. if he can get in close enough without a dragon intervention, he'll try and leap at Intensity with a good ol' punch to the jaw when he's in range (str roll: 1 3 3) for a potential damage of 3. ]
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Danger danger incoming.
Man, the dice really want Intensity to show off (agi roll: 1 1 6) for a perfect dodge to the punch in the face. And a success for the counter punch (str roll: 1 3 5) for 5 potential damage]
Are you going easy on me, cupcake?
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What, think the full limits of your potential can't measure up to my average? Well, you're not wrong—!
[ and he slams a knee into Intensity's gut (str roll: 2 2 3) for 3 potential damage ]
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[ The rest of that is lost in the wheeze of all of the air leaving Intensity's lungs as the knee to the gut is successful (agi roll: 3 6 6).
But that means that Man☆Eater is fucking close. Close enough for Intensity to make a successful grab of that leg (agi roll: 1 2 3 - potential 3 damage) and Blue Eyes to grab an arm between her teeth (pre roll: 1 2 5 - potential 5 damage)]
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sandwiched between the two is not really a great position to be in, so he yanks Intensity towards him to headbutt him in the chest and hopefully bowl him over (str roll: 5 6 6, SOMEHOW suceeds despite being one number away from a crit fail, potential damage of 6). ]
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And Intensity's attempt to trip Man☆Eater as he retreats falls though (str roll: 2 5 6). He is quick to take a few steps back, looking around the forest quickly to see if there is something that can give him the advantage.
Yes, that will work.
Blue Eyes spreads her wings and starts rising into the air]
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just to be safe, he darts over to a spot that is more densely packed with trees and thus more difficult to navigate, particularly for large dragons, and watches for what happens next. ]
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