Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2022-09-10 01:37 pm

POISON: BAD END=DEAD END

[ The room is plain, white walls and white ceiling, except for the steel-panel flooring. There are three metal stands rising out of openings in the floor, each of which carries a glass vial on top. One of them just holds water. Of the remaining two, one contains a dark red, opaque liquid with a creamy consistency; the next is a relaxing blue, with small brightly glittering star-like orbs drifting through it.

Both have fancy but identical cast iron stoppers moulded in the shape of a shark plugging them shut. The only difference is that the red vial's shark is painted white, and the blue vial's shark is painted black. ]
carrionmywaywardsun: (you know time crawls on)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
toyger: (33)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm talking generally. All of it??? Why doesn't he know what "fun" is and why is he simultaneously against poisoning people and unwilling to argue against it at all????

I would just ask Sakura but I don't think he'd know what I mean!
carrionmywaywardsun: (so come on)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He's a fucking bird.
Edited 2022-09-11 23:26 (UTC)
toyger: (t008)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What does that mean.
carrionmywaywardsun: (scrap metal the tanks)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It means he's an actual fucking bird, that's what it means. Like, an eagle or some shit. A magic fucking eagle who learned how to be human-shaped and got a few other sweet fucking powers in the bargain.
toyger: (t006)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
............

[opens his mouth and closes it a couple of times.]





.... Like he's literally a bird.
carrionmywaywardsun: (you know time crawls on)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Literally a fucking bird.

Also, like, two thousand fucking years old or something. Minimum.
toyger: (t005)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's a lot]


... I'm going to be honest, I have no idea how to process that.
carrionmywaywardsun: (so come on)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you know why he likes to stand in tall places so much.
toyger: (18)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I GUESS.

How am I supposed to work with "actually literally just a bird"??? I don't know how to interact with birds????
carrionmywaywardsun: (I'll burn you to the ground)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
By this point he must've had a lot of fucking practice at not being a bird, so you can probably just treat him like a normal fucking weirdo.
toyger: (22)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess so!

[Throws up his arms in defeat.]

It's not like I have any better recourse! And what about you? What's your deal?
carrionmywaywardsun: (release the doves)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Who, me? I'm just your garden-variety asshole.
toyger: (36)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-11 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you're not literally a horse's ass. That's a relief.

You're just the regular amount of frustrating.
carrionmywaywardsun: (you know time crawls on)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-11 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[laughs]

You should see me when I'm actually trying to fuck with people.
toyger: (19)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] toyger 2022-09-12 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want to be the one bothered with it, but I do wanna see.
carrionmywaywardsun: (but I won't)

Re: DISCUSSION

[personal profile] carrionmywaywardsun 2022-09-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Keep an eye out and maybe you will one day.