Castle Game: AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[Suddenly, you hear the wailing of a horn. Outside, tension is turning to panic. You can't see anything, but you can hear people gathering up their things, sobbing in fear or speaking in harsh whispers. A lone voice calls from the distance:

The enemy approaches!

Upon the map, an unfamiliar geography appears -- several small nations, clustered together. Outside of them, an endless sea of enemy forces, identified only by a symbol of a cracked skull. Each of the small nations is marked with a flag in one unit's colour, and a tiny model of a castle.

You are at war. How will you protect your people and yourself?


(Rules & questions are here. Cleo is your gamerunner!)

Comments

[irregular]

Ow!

[STRUGGLES

[Life is difficult when you're five foot three and like to hit things.]

[holdhandsandsing]

[IRON GRIP]

Do not also be noisy. Bad.

[irregular]

[Ugh FINE god give me my collar back.]

I can't think with all that bullshit out there! It's probably a fucking tape recorder.

[so is it still 1998

[it should be 1998]

[holdhandsandsing]

? What is a "tape recorder"?

[irregular]

You don't know what a tape recorder is?

[That's like saying you don't know what a toaster is, come on.]

[holdhandsandsing]

I do not.

[Toasters don't work at the bottom of the ocean either.]

[irregular]

Um... you know what a CD is?

[holdhandsandsing]

Ah, I know what that one is.

[that thing idols sign sometimes.]

[irregular]

Well, it's like one step before that? Except it's kind of rubbish. Like this plastic case with a reel of tape in it. They're way easier to record onto, though.