Capitalism, Ho!: taisho roman revolution

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

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YEAR 1

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.

Will you pay taxes this year?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[syncintohell]

[ WHY ARE WE IN RAGGED CLOTHES. Immediately, in a voice that books no argument: ]

We are buying new clothes.

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

While working in the mines, you hear the sound of rushing water on the other side of one of the cavern walls. It seems distant. Do you attempt to use dynamite to break through?

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

You have an infestation of rats. What do you do?

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

YEAR 2

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 3 UNITS
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - GOLD MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 2000 MONIES.

Will you pay taxes this year?

HAPPINESS: 60

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

For your observational skills, you are offered a promotion to SAFETY INSPECTOR! Do you accept?

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

It's so, so cold. 崩え彦 and *･ﾟﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*ﾟ:*:✼✿Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ✿✼:*ﾟ:.｡..｡.:*･ﾟﾟ･* will find themselves unable to speak coherently, mumbling and shivering constantly, as they fumble in pain at trying to complete the simplest of tasks. They now have HYPOTHERMIA.

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

YEAR 3

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 4 UNITS
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - OPERA SINGER. YEARLY INCOME - 2500 MONIES.

NEW CRIME ABILITY: BLOOD MONEY - so you know that one mission in Hitman: Blood Money? no of course you don't, you fucking uncultured swine. god, what is wrong with you?

Anyways, you can steal another unit's LUXURIES by setting up a convoluted scheme wherein they are shot dead by a rifle that was thought to contain blanks as part of the show, but actually did not.

It's suspected that blood money was involved.


Will you pay taxes this year?

HAPPINESS: 120

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

Your lack of clothing leads to damage from exposure to the elements. Your entire family gains FROSTBITE.

EVENT 2

[idolpro]

Your family begins to STARVE. Do you steal food from somewhere?

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

YEAR 4

[idolpro]

SET YOUR BUDGET.

[idolpro]

RECOMMENDED NECESSITIES:

Housing - 0
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300

LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS

Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) - 10 UNITS
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -

CURRENT JOB - OPERA SINGER. YEARLY INCOME - 2500 MONIES.

NEW CRIME ABILITY: BLOOD MONEY - so you know that one mission in Hitman: Blood Money? no of course you don't, you fucking uncultured swine. god, what is wrong with you?

Anyways, you can steal another unit's LUXURIES by setting up a convoluted scheme wherein they are shot dead by a rifle that was thought to contain blanks as part of the show, but actually did not.

It's suspected that blood money was involved.


Will you pay taxes this year?

HAPPINESS: 320

BUDGET TURN-IN

[idolpro]

EVENT 1

[idolpro]

It's so lonely...and cold...

...

...

Should you kidnap someone to be with you forever? If you don't, you're not sure what you'll end up doing...!

EVENT TURN IN

[idolpro]

THE END.

[idolpro]

You manage to kidnap One Gold Moon Boy to be your eternal waifu! I mean, uh, composer. Together you make beautiful music! This is maybe a little illegal, but everyone seems to happy with it and the roving Ultra Future is Now Justice Police just like, ignore it. Probably because he's really annoying?

Anyways, you become rich and famous and tormented and all that, but man this boy's cute so w/e

Proceed to ENDGAME.