Capitalism, Ho!: Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

Comments

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

I say we buy food. I have no problem running around in the nude, so, like, ... maybe medicine instead of clothes? Since I'm sure that'll pretty much bite us in the ass if we do that. [ laughs. ]

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

So that's like...

[Counting on his fingers.]

1100? What're we, just pocketing the rest?

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

We could buy that eighth of a car?

Pocket the rest and see if we can't get the rest in future rounds? Er, years, however the fuck time works here.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Well I mean, it's only four rounds, right? If we can only get an eighth each time, that's still not a whole car.

[A beat.]

Maybe we can get parts and build the rest, though. That'd be pretty badass.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

I say we try for the car. Then we can drive around with our rats like we're hot shit regardless of what shack we live in.

Also we can live in a car!

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Let's do it. Ratmobile, here we come.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

Dude, great name. Now to start picking names for our little friends.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Annie Oakley, the Great Mysterioso, and Houdini, for starters.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

Oh! Let's name some of them after the Godzilla monsters too. Godzilla. Mothra. Rodan. King Ghidorah.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, yes. They gotta be the strongmen of the circus.

We better get a couple thieves in there, too. Robin Hood, Jesse James, Blackbeard, Bonnie and Clyde...

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[420blazeit]

D.Va jr. Hurricane Jr.

Those two will be the favorites, but let's not tell the others.

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, you're gonna make em cry.