Capitalism, Hey!: AlcheME!

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your uniform, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]

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EVENT TURN-IN

[idolpro]

Re: EVENT TURN-IN

[wantstheddd]

E1: We kill a bunch of rats. U, known talented cook, makes them into delicious pies. B, known tragic orphan, sells the delicious pies after work hours while also reading tarot and palms for extra cash. We don't tell people they're rat pies unless, y'know, they seem real cool.

We keep a few rats just in case we need them later. For like... purposes.

E2: I THINK YOU'LL FIND NONE OF US HAVE EVER LAID EYES UPON A CONVEYOR BELT IN OUR LIVES

Re: EVENT TURN-IN

[idolpro]

You are SO GOOD at killing rats and baking pies and selling pies that you GET RICH QUICK. You earn an additional 200 MONIES!

You leave it for the next shift. Sucks to suck!