Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2019-09-08 04:37 pm

ZRAEL

[And the rave ends just like that.

As soon as you blink, you find yourself standing right in the center of a living room inside a quaint, pink house.]
ohgodno: (sinners are winners)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
God is very into bludgeoning! However, the weapon I used to possess was much larger than this.
kinkpusher: (Clipboard29)

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[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
How big? How thick was it?
ohgodno: (thank god (me) for me)

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[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
The handle of it was as thick as your forearm, and the bludgeoning part was most certainly the size of your head.
kinkpusher: (pic#12121300)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Woooooooow. I'd like to see that up close one day.
ohgodno: (but if we build a temple they will come)

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[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not too close—otherwise you'd have to be at the other end of it!





Unless that is what you meant?
kinkpusher: (pic#13310050)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Any way is good.

[ why limit it to two ways!!!!! but for now, he's going over to the pots and pans and picking out the largest one. ]

Ha ha... though I suppose I should stay on task. I think today, I'd prefer it like this.
ohgodno: (i blessed this liquor now drink it)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Now, Amy, that will not work as well as what I have.
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[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ ....amy.... again.... anyways, he's filling the pot with water now. ]

Don't be so hasty. Variety is the spice of life.
ohgodno: (welcome to my ted talk about me)

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[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
...that's hardly enough water to drown someone! Not even a mouse!
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[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Please, you are so impatient. Climaxes don't have to be done so quickly.

[ he is now setting the pot on the stove and turning it on. ]

It'd be better if it was bigger, but the solution is just knowing how to use it.
ohgodno: (wine flows through my veins it's great)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
God deserves immediate satisfaction! If you had to murder somebody right now you would be making them wait quite a while for their release!
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Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, but the fun part is savouring...

Well.

[ now he's looking around. ]

We need a test subject.
ohgodno: (i have forsaken everyone but myself)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[pulls open the freezer, and grabs an armful of packaged meat]

Amy, fill the sink with water.





It's cold so act quickly.
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Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow

well, he supposes he can do that. at least, he turns the tap on and plugs it, then walks away.............. with his boiling water and the sink running........]


I'm going to find one of my own.
ohgodno: (wine flows through my veins it's great)

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[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[DROPS THE MEAT INTO THE SINK, SPALOOSH]

...yes, I want to see what you choose to boil.
kinkpusher: (pic#13310111)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's returning.

with a garden gnome and a rubber ducky. the gnome goes in right away, but he's holding the ducky hostage over the rising steam. ]


Since we don't have any live volunteers yet.
ohgodno: (pray to me and let me watch)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[looking around]

Do you think they have some of that poppy-corn here? I must observe this as it unfolds.
kinkpusher: (pic#12964374)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ so far, the gnome is holding up! it's heated evenly, so it's doing really good... paint flecks are popping off, though. ]

Try the cupboard.
ohgodno: (god doesn't love you she loves herself)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[opens a cupboard—that's dishes
opens another—that's more dishes

in the meanwhile, as she does this,]

Play by play, Amy! I must hear exactly what is happening from your mouth as I search for an appropriate snack!
kinkpusher: (pic#13310055)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
The structural integrity is decent. Likely because the water means our test subject is being heated evenly. However, his vital signs are slowly slipping away—his features, once proud, are now becoming lost to the heat being applied.

[ he sounds like he should have a clipboard ]

It's nothing like how it would work on skin, but it's fascinating regardless.
ohgodno: (wine flows through my veins it's great)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Tantalizing!

[coming over with a bag of chips, she gave up so quickly]

It is like I have the front seat.
kinkpusher: (pic#13310050)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ even though she's back, he's still explaining with excruciating detail. ]

Some of the ceramic is coming free. It was likely made for display, not for boiling, so there are some spots that are thinner, weaker. However, he's doing his best to hang in there!

[ pointing excitedly ]

Doesn't it look like he's hoping someone will save him?
ohgodno: (pray to me and let me watch)

Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] ohgodno 2019-09-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
He does, so verily—do you think he will pray to me for help? ♥
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Re: Kitchen

[personal profile] kinkpusher 2019-09-09 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly. He's probably begging for it right now, so much so that it's all he can think about—of course, you are not allowed to finish him off so easily. We have a ways to go, yet.

[ he's dangling the duck over the poor gnome now, pretending to drop it before catching it. ]

What do you think will happen if I add in this?

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