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a murder!
[ If you're a certain member of YOU-kai: the floor drops out from under you, and—after a brief moment of utter darkness, you find yourself in the same room, but surrounded by different people. The bead strands wrap around your arms and legs, restraining you.
Well. Here you go. ]
Well. Here you go. ]

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Not sayin' I'm not a coward though.
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I've been eviscerated before. Had my wings rot off, and had to be put down with a sword through my skull. So if you're going to just electrocute me to death, then do it. I'm not about to talk you out of it.
It'll be gruesome either way.
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You're always so dramatic; it's Cardiac Fibrillisomething, people get it all the time. It'll be a breeze compared ta all that. Well, I don't actually know what level of breeziness it'll be, probably not actually that breezy, and you'll definitely be dead if I do it right.
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Ya'd rather not like be high when I do this would ya?
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[SIGHS DRAMATICALLY!]
...So, what's the deal anyway? All these people, you included. I somehow tricked all of you into caring about me, huh? That's a tough break. I'm the Devil, you know?
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And I dunno, is there supposed ta be a deal? He never said anything about devils 'n stuff, I dunno if he remembered that much. Not like it'd matter that much. Guess a buncha people thought you were nice 'n stuff, pretty tsundere, but you were a huge pain in the ass ta me. Not literally, we never got ta that part.
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Hah! Hahaha! Ah, really? Shit, man.
But yeah, I mean. I spent a long time as not myself. A real long time. I forgot who "myself" even was, and I'm sure the amnesia that comes from here doesn't help that. I wouldn't remember the "devil" thing. It's just funny to me that once I remember I get whisked away to some Hell where Assmaster's the one in charge.
Hey! Were you planning on getting me, if you picked my unit?
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...Did you wanna get me...? [He can't blame him, if he did.] Do you hate me, for not being the same guy, but having the same face?
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... I don't hate ya. Even if I did I wouldn't hate ya enough ta kill ya even in this temporary Hell way. I'm.. annoyed that I mighta been forgotten or something. That I put feelings inta something that was just gonna disappear, but like. I dunno. I guess I was torn up about it for a while but I'm over it, mostly. You showin' up like this is kinda stupid but nothin' I can't handle. It's not bad seein' ya all fully realized or whatever...
If I wanted ta get ya it's cause this is easier ta work out with people who've got an excuse ta hear ya out. I do want things ta just be easy...
... This is about ta ruin electrostim for me though so like don't think I'm not taking this seriously.
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... I get it, you know? I've loved an angel for countless centuries, but both of us are "bad" so we had to be "punished". At first, it was me, trapped in a sword for so long that I forgot that I was ever anything else, and then she led a rebellion, and her soul was cursed to be sealed in a human body, live short and violent lives, and then be reincarnated in the same way again.
It was a long, long time before I knew about it all, and before I could see her again. She didn't remember me in any of her lives, but eventually it all came back. So...
What I'm saying is that if we were important to each other, it'll come back. Not now, maybe. And I don't know how, but people who are important to each other don't just forget and move on, you know?
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Now it's not a big deal, huh? Well that's good ta hear.
Anyway...
... sounds like a shitty cycle ta be stuck in but I'm not an angel or demon or anything important, I'm just a guy who can't even deal with love so like. ya don't gotta comfort me about it or anything. Remember me or don't, this is fine too, I'll live. I'm honestly glad you're all whole 'n stuff, that's close enough ta satisfaction...
... Even though I'm about ta fix that for a minute. [He means how whole Lucifer is]
[Grabs a chair from one of the nearby tables and swings it around toward him]
Here, don't want ya ta crack your head 'n give people more shit ta fix.
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Don't underestimate yourself just because you don't got wings. We're really not any more or less anything than humans, and the same thing applies to humans just as much as to me. I just ain't storytellin' with them cuz it ain't my place to. Not my story.
[He goes over to Pink then, clapping a hand on his shoulder and giving it a reassuring squeeze. He's probably not qualified to do any more any way, but really.. He's always fond of humans, and the kind who yell about "not being good at love" especially.
After that, he just goes and takes a seat, leaning back and folding one leg over the other.]
For the record though, I'm not gonna have any hard feelings about this. I just think that you and I both know that you didn't have to play the murder card. Maybe the other ones were worse somehow, and I respect you at least facing your victim, but in the end you're still killing a guy over a game where the prize is essentially money.
I'm gonna expect a smoke and a drink to make it up to me. So maybe like. One hard feeling.
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Well, close enough...
I don't mind owin' ya some booze 'n smokes.
[He goes to stand in front of him, looking down and.. feeling weird about it now that it's close to really happening.]
... which 'the Devil' did ya mean?
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Lucifer. The fallen angel who rebelled against God.
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--Eeeeh?! My boss.............
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Ooohh, does that make our relationship illicit?
[STILL THE SAME OLD BASTARD, SORRY.]
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This is the stupidest dramatic reveal that's ever happened ta me that I can remember at the moment.
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[Honestly, he expected that from the off-handed pain-in-the-ass comment, but he and Katou are not in a relationship and he's still a pain in his ass!]
Hahahah! Damn. They always come like this though. That's just how it goes.
You need a moment to process?
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Well, I'm not gonna say no if you wanna do this sitting on my lap, is all I'm gonna say.
[Pats his thighs!]
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