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Fanmail the Second - Day 36

[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]

sensitIV
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone

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[ A crudely drawn picture, with some extremely angular chins and no noses, of Sanguine and the tiny boy from his memory holding hands, surrounded by flowers.

The letter attached reads: ]

Sorry I wasn't able to finish this on time for the last round of fanmail. This memory was adorable and I hope you have your lighter back by the time you receive this.

Edited 2018-08-23 10:35 (UTC)

[ It's just a QR code. When you scan it, a video starts playing:

It's this video but with faces of various people in Imeeji photoshopped on, featuring both Child Sanguine and Teenage Sanguine with:

- Patti = B
- Louann = Maki
- Jason = Hurricane
- Girl with mustache = Mori
- Boy with port wine stain = E
- Janitor who lives in an RV behind the school = 99

- Paula = Boss
- Darryl = Phoenix
- Mrs Hernandez = Abi
- Lady who hit your car = H
- Friend of friend from law school = A
- Grocery clerck with half an eyelid = Oni ]

[ It's a doujinshi of Assassin Maki, Phantom Thief Boss, and Detective A all after the same target--

Corrupt CEO Intensity.

The doujinshi features the three "heroes" running into each other as they track and spy on Intensity. Sexy hijinx ensues numerous times. The doujin ends with a the trio coming together to Teach The CEO A Lesson

The lesson is exactly what you think it is. ]

Edited 2018-08-23 10:34 (UTC)

[the letter has smears of blood on it....]

Do you ever lie awake at night and get sex and violent confused? Sometimes I do when I'm thinking about you. Do you do that too? You seem like you might. The lines between the two are a lot more blurry than people seem to think. A light kiss isn't all that different than lightly trailing a knife across a cheek. Both can leave a lasting impression if you do it right.

Show us all your perverse side again soon, beautiful bird. It thrills me. I'll wait patiently until you do.

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or are you suffocating under the presence of all these shitty people who let you suffer in your solitude

its easy to get revenge dont ever forget that all it takes is a knife and a moment alone

they dont even have to know its you and their crimes could be paid back in blood

god dude hey you have some of the grossest fans on this show?? it sucks because like you're real cool and you don't deserve it like some of the snowflakes in this fandom are sooooo cringey

like look at this

[ ATTACHED ARE LIKE, SEVERAL FANARTS OF YOU AND PHOENIX, AND E, AND H, AND BOSS, AND BASICALLY ALL THE MURDER DATES IN THE BETRAYAL HOUSE. They range from 'artistically graphic' to 'straight-up guro porn' and not a single one of them warns for content. ]

i regret to inform you that all of your fans are fucking psychopaths dude

well like most of them. a loud minority. some of us are normal but like, a bunch of them are super fetishy? like have you seen some of the 'uncensored' takes on your whole murder house torture scene thing? cuz like

just look

[ THE FAN HAS THEN ATTACHED SEVERAL HIGHLY PORNOGRAPHIC GURO DOUJINSHI, and several highly pornographic guro fanfics, also fanart.

in it Boss sexy-tortures (emphasis mostly on the sexy, but some people oddly emphasize the torture in a way that feels GENUINELY targeted and mean towards the victim character) not ONLY E, but also H, A, and various other characters he barely spoke to that game if at all (including, but not limited to: B, Intensity, Lucifel for some reason, Loki, also in one case a different version of Boss comes out of the mirror to torture himself). ]

[ obviously not a single one warns for content but you kind of knew it was coming. ]

[ with no pre-amble this fan has just sent you a 20-chapter smut doujin that's full of you and H and E like they were just fucking WAITING for you to officially go out with them to release it. The content (aside from being just REALLY porny) is actually not that objectionable. There's even like consent in a couple of chapters!! There's also definitely some torture porn though cuz I think part of that is just your like, brand now.

The art style shifts between chapters... maybe this is a multi-author work...? ]

Hey, hey, hey!

Love you, and definitely love your unit! You guys do a lot of work with your lives, and you always try to make it creative! It seems pretty difficult, but you just DO it. That skirt idea? GREAT.

Also looooove your fandom! Actually I think BE=DE's fandom has some of the greatest, chillest people around. Like I see alcheME fandom just wanting to shit all over ours all the time like?? Why are they so filled with hate?? You can be jealous all you want, it only makes you look nasty to everyone else. They're probably diseased. I pity them.

But I don't know why, you guys just bring out the best of people. It must be because you guys are just so inspiring. Especially you Boss! Keep working hard okay? We're rooting for you!

Edited 2018-11-02 11:09 (UTC)

[ It's a doujin labeled as Mob x Boss, which contains half a dozen faceless, shadowy figures of various genders taking turns at a restrained and slightly bloodied Boss in various violent and/or sexual ways. He appears to be enjoying himself, at least...? ]

[ It's a doujin in which Anubis and 99 switch places for the day, doing their best to act like each other and not be found out. At the end they continue this roleplay as they have sex. It's kind of hard to follow since the author doesn't appear to have the firmest grasp of either of their personalities... ]

[ It's just a QR code. When you scan it, a video starts playing:

It's a video that cuts between cute and fun scenes of Boss, Phoenix, and Sanguine from lives and vids, etc....

To them murdering E.

Its not actually super well made but they just loved the idea they had, you know??

The entire video is rendered in MMD. ]

[ Everyone gets cute little etsy-handmade pocket mirrors! There's a different stock image of a member of AlcheME on the back of each one. Enjoy! ]

[A photo of an entire room that is just a shrine to Sanguine filled with photos of him and burning candles. Every picture if it involves anyone else has had that person ripped out or their face markered over in black. Otherwise the room is just wall-to-wall Sanguine.

The back of the photo reads thinking of you always, my love]

[A lovingly detailed photorealistic drawing of Phoenix's face contorted in an expression of utter anguish. He's holding his head with bloody hands and crying.]

You're getting too much downtime. I want to see your sad face again soon. ❤

I spent all day today trying to figure out what I'd say if I ever got to meet you in person, but then I realised I can just write you! So here's my best shot:

You're a really great person, and you've had a big impact on my life. Whenever I feel down I think of how strong you've been and how nice you are and it makes my whole day better. If this letter can bring you even a fraction of the joy you bring me I'll be satisfied for life. I know things are rough for you guys sometimes but I truly wish for the best for you! I hope you're able to have lots of smiles going forward!

[A small doodle of Sanguine making a heart with his hands closes out the letter.]

[A doujin consisting of a series of 4koma, each depicting Phoenix taking someone on a date. They're all incredibly sweet and there's one for anyone he's ever spoken to more than once. The cover is Phoenix lying in the grass wearing a flower crown and a big happy smile.]

Don't listen to the hatemail, fam.

They're just trying to get under your skin, but I don't think you realize all of the cool shit you've done for us fans? We know you've gone through some rough times, and look, don't worry about it too hard. Just seeing you smile even once is all we want, but it's more important that you're okay too! We love watching you, but take care of you, too!

Your name is an inspiration on its own. It comes from somewhere. That's you, buddy.

I ship Lucifel and Boss. Or basically "I like to think Lucifel and Boss are in a romantic relationship".

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Fanmail the Second - Day 36

BAD END=DEAD END

To The Thief

To The Thief

To Prisoner

To Ogre

To The Thief

To The Thief

To Prisoner

To Ogre

To Prisoner

To Prisoner

To #99

To BAD END=DEAD END

To BAD END=DEAD END

To The Thief

To Ogre

To The Thief

To Ogre

To The Thief

To Prisoner