Fanmail the Second - Day 36

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[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.

Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.

Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.

Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]


sensitIV
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone

Comments

avante en garde

[idolpro]

To Gold

[idolpro]

[ It's just a QR code. When you scan it, a video starts playing:

It's a badly made AMV of B and Gold to a remix of Every Time We Touch.

It relies heavily on shots of them together being cute that are not synched to the music at all; for each line of 'every time we kiss' the AMV maker has used amateur masking to edit a jagged crop of one of them against the others lips, or simply inserted stolen fanart. ]

To Nemesis

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[ Fanart of Hurricane driving his motorcycle off the edge of one of Tokyo-F's abandoned buildings. Nemesis is sitting on the back, wielding a watergun and blasting Intensity with it, who is also on the rooftop for some reason.

Both Nemesis and Hurricane are wearing cool guy black shades and fancy scarves to blow in the wind and also there is an explosion behind the building just because. ]

To Cardigan

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[ It's just a QR code. When you scan it, a video starts playing:

It's an AMV titled The Fantastic Fivesome that auto-plays upon loading. There's a montage of Whisky clips, usually with Lucifel, Cardigan, Wire, and D set to the tune of this song. There's some slowed down and lingering shots at key points. The end of it is. It's a video of somebody mashing five dolls together, with the Fanstic Fivesome's faces superimposed over the dolls' with the power of some kind of video-editing software accompanied by the words at the top and bottom "NOW KISS." ]

To Dark Dragon Raijuu

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I love you so sososososoooooo much! Nothing would make me happier than if you could ditch that stupid princess and come be my dog instead. I'd treat you well and keep you tied up on a leash and well fed... I'd even take you out for walks sometimes as long as you promise to be a good boy.

[ The letter comes with an additional gift--a leather collar with a blank, red tag in the shape of a heart. ]

To Ace

[idolpro]

Gawd, you are so fucking hawt. Like. Put a fork in me baby because I. Am. Done!!! Please take off your shirt more. Also, if you could like. Idk, cover yourself in some blood or something, that'd be like, worth framing to put on my bedroom wall, I'm just sayin.

To Nemesis

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So I have to ask. What's it like having such hot parents? Like, that's gotta be the most awkward thing, right, being like "damn if my parents were like ten years younger I would totally bang them." Do you ever think that? I know I'd think that if I were in your shoes.

Have you ever walked in on them while they were naked or in the shower? Or having sex? Because like, you know, you could spill the deets. Just sayin. I have a bet with all of my friends that Cardigan tops, and I've got like no less than a hundred dollars riding on it so it would be a huuuuuuge favor to me if you could let me know.

To Dark Dragon Raijuu

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To Gold

[idolpro]

Hurry up and get some crazies to play volleyball with you so they can destroy you with the ball. I want to see you covered in bruises and your nose bleeding. ♥ All the better if they pummel your brother too. There's nothing I like more than a matching set.

Here's to playing rough!

To Cardigan

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I want to be just like you. You're perfection incarnate. The doctors say that it could take up to twenty surgeries--more if I want to remodel my vocal cords.

I was wondering if you could post some nudes so I can figure out if you have any scars or birthmarks? Also, is your height and weight accurate in your profile?

Thanks,
YourNumberOneFan

To Dark Dragon Raijuu

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So I have to know. Was it just me or was there some barely repressed sexual tension between you and Shuten that one time you were sparring? Like, were you hoping when he was sitting on top of he might suddenly start making out with you? Because I was definitely hoping for that. It would have been so hot I would have needed to strip.

I'm not saying you and the princess and him should all make out and get drunk and have sex together but


No wait I'm totally saying that. Please go get laid.

Sincerely,
PeachyKeen

To avante en garde

[idolpro]

Dear Avante;

Hello, how are you all? Pleasant, I hope. This isn't too forward, I hope, but Avante En Garde is my absolutely most favorite unit of them all. You all have class, poise, and strength to back it up. And those uniforms...let's just say you should all flaunt them more. Anyway, I simply wanted to propose a suggestion! With your powers, you most definitely should spar with one another more. But, well, with more close contact? Just stab each other a bit more.......

Oh, I don't mean you should cause each other harm, of course! But. I think you all would like it. I've found myself imagining Cardigan, bleeding from her head proudly from a well place hit by Gold. She clumsily sinks into his arms, her strength slowly dwindling as Ace then surprises them both, slowly sliding a dagger into her back from behind.......

Um something like that! But of course, you all are wonderful as is. Still, myself and many others would just adore it if you displayed your skills more. I'm positive you all would enjoy it as well.

Thank you for your time.

-A Fan.