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Fanmail the Second - Day 36
[ Fanmail will be found in big boxes full of letters in the lobby, to be easily found by anyone who's walking by if the box isn't pulled quick enough. Some letters have QR codes, with instructions to scan them with your cell phone's free QR code scanner function. Beyond the letters that are submitted below, you may assume there are more letters in every box if you'd like.
Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.
Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.
Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]
sensitIV
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone
Although bodies of letters may include idol aliases, assume every envelope and package is addressed to or otherwise uses the official idol name of the character.
Letters found in the "Everyone" header may be assumed to be part of every unit's box, most likely with multiple copies of the submission unless otherwise stated.
Characters on hiatus have their fanmail saved for when they return! They haven't been forgotten, never you mind! ]
Taisho Roman Revolution
BAD END=DEAD END
future is now
WILD CITY
☆ZRAEL
Heart Soldier Senshi
AlcheME!
avante en garde
Everyone
AlcheME!
To Thing 2
It's a badly made AMV of B and Gold to a remix of Every Time We Touch.
It relies heavily on shots of them together being cute that are not synched to the music at all; for each line of 'every time we kiss' the AMV maker has used amateur masking to edit a jagged crop of one of them against the others lips, or simply inserted stolen fanart. ]
To Thing 1
It's a jankily animated MMD of C doing the Haruhi Suzumiya dance with B, Silver, Gold and Whisky. ]
To Thing 2
I still feel sorta nervous sending in a letter I'm not good with words (plz don't read this out loud!!!) but ur doing amazing sweetie I believe in you. I'm cheering for you and the rest of AlcheME! Totally joining the spell book.
I would like to send you something nice but I don't wanna come off as creepy I was thinking a cat plushie since you like cats so much. Would that be okay? I'm pretty good at making plushies so if that's no good is there anything else you want that I could make? Maybe a couple of foxes instead? Sending stuff would be a lot easier than trying to find the right words to explain how good I think you are.
God I'm giving myself anxiety with this letter writing so I'm just going to hit send and hope for the best BYE I LOVE YOU IN A NOT CREEPY WAY.
Dani.
To Pleasant Boy
Corrupt CEO Intensity.
The doujinshi features the three "heroes" running into each other as they track and spy on Intensity. Sexy hijinx ensues numerous times. The doujin ends with a the trio coming together to Teach The CEO A Lesson
The lesson is exactly what you think it is. ]
To Pleasant Boy
To Thing 1
To A Bird With Blue Wings
To Thing 1
To A Lost Soul Looking For Love
Your memory was pretty great, so get some more of those back. Hoping to see it get saucy ♥
Here's hoping you lose your mind and toss some studs into a mirror one day.
To A Bird With Blue Wings
I hope it makes your heart flutter the way it does mine. I hope when you close your eyes at night you can see him standing over you with that pathetic expression on his face even as he prepares to hurt you.
Do you remember the way his face flushed as your bit into him?
I hope your teeth sink in a million more times. I hope we can all watch it again. The games right now are boring but soon. Soon.
To Is This A Pigeon?
You're like me, right?
Sometimes there's just nothing there. The only lies I can see in you are the ones where you play along with that weird family thing the others like to do. Whose idea was that? You're not family. You're together by chance. If one of them die it won't mean anything just because they say you're family. They're just a person who lives with you. I know you must not care about that weird charade. None of them does anything for you.
You don't have to play along with that kind of useless lie just to look good. The people who are real already know the truth. You shouldn't have to waste your time looking after those people just because of something arbitrary like being on a unit together.
I look forward to seeing you in more games. You're always so pleasant and practical. If you could respond I'd be grateful.
To Thing 1
Kiddie shows are what your dumbass shitposting fandom should be watching anyway. Its like there's hundreds of you. At least with you I know one day I'll see your tongue sliced out and tossed on the ground.
To Thing 2
i don't know why you attract literal babies kids shouldn't be watching this show? like where are their parents it's honestly really embarrassing i write a LOT of alcheME porn and i get awkward callout posts daily
but like they don't GET the show so it's so dumb
like look at this garbage
[ they have included several fanart that were obviously chosen for their level of quality: they all look like they were drawn by 12-14 year olds. none of the art is more complex than '3/4 angle bust shot face' or 'full body with hands awkwardly hidden so they don't have to draw them'. ]
To Pleasant Boy
anyway finding art for you was hard cuz i guess I'm banned from a lot of imageboards now or something but I collected you some of the dumbest
[ there is then just a WAVE of uncredited fanart. A lot of them are clearly injokes the artist never meant to be seen by anyone other than their friends. One or two are from an 'ask A' artblog. Some are like drop dead gorgeous and have you like, reclining in a field of symbolic spider lilies, and some are clearly just drawn by children, and right in the middle of all those random fanart they have just thrown in a bunch of porn of the A-Boss-Maki triangle. Just in there. No warnings, nothing. ]
To Thing 2
omfg i can't believe!!!! MY SHIP HAS SAILED!!!! hasn't it?! HASN'T IT?! you and intensity would make the best power couple liek EVER okay, okay. my friends don't believe you two will ever do it but i know!!! after speed dating!!!! that you can DO IT!!! you just gotta kiss him and prove all my friends wrong, okay?! IT'LL BE SO HOT, COME ONE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
To A Bird With Blue Wings
To Pleasant Boy
...
but ilysm
To A Bird With Blue Wings
Do you even know how many people Phoenix could be banging if it weren't for you? I think pretty much everyone there wants a piece of that ass. But no, you're the biggest cockblock there ever was. Because of you, I'll probably never get to see if Phoenix or Yasuragi tops. And that's just in the first week; who knows what else you're going to go on to ruin.
You really suck, please go join a science show instead. Preferably as the human guinea pig.
To Thing 2
Fuck, marry, kill: Mori, Intensity, Gold.
To Thing 2
Love ya Baby B!
[ there's no signature here, just a bunch of lipstick marks ]
To Is This A Pigeon?
Inside is a bit of an AU version of the Betrayal House where Big Brother E has been lured to a scary mansion because his family has been kidnapped! And he has to save them! In a fit of ICness he even brought a bigass gun
SPOILERS: the gun doesn't save him or any of the kidnapped family. Welcome to the Bad End=Dead End torture and sex party full of watching terrible things happen to your family, then having terrible things happen to E on top of what's left of said family
The margins of the doujinshi are full of notes, comments like: "I WISH!!!! it happened this way!!" "Making him watch is so cute! ♥" "If all the holes are full you can always make more!"]
To Thing 1 & Thing 2
The officers come with little plush trunchballs and handcuffs that can velcro on.
The clothes are removable and if you do take them off, B and C have little stitched prison tats - of particular note are the two foxes curled up together stitched onto their backs. Silver and Gold have ‘Property of C and B’ on their legs. ]
To Pleasant Boy
To Thing 2
To A Bird With Blue Wings
To Is This A Pigeon?
To Thing 2
To Is This A Pigeon?
To A Lost Soul Looking For Love
To Is This A Pigeon?
To Thing 2
To Thing 1