Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[...Oh hiryuu]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ MORI DVA AND MARS ARE BICKERING ABOUT SOMETHING INCOMPREHENSIBLE ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

[Pats her on the shoulder]

They're playing at modern meme talk, but you know, this is actually a very old joke.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[. . . yelling from where he's tussling]

NOT THAT OLD!!!

[memes that are one year old are OLD by internet terms much less memes that are over a decade old]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Overhearing this in the Old People huddle and bursts out laughing, POINTING AT MARS. ]

Trap card!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[420blazeit]

You can't trap card what you don't even understand!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

[ EXCUSE YOU ]

Do you even know what a trap card is?

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[420blazeit]

I know how to play duel monsters, King of Scams. I even have my own deck!

Uno Reverse that, n00b!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

--And you haven't dueled me?!

[ THEY'RE BREAKING UP RIGHT NOW ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

MORI DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT!!

[yes he does]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

ON THE CONTRARY MORI SEEMS VERY WELL-INFORMED!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

YEAH, WELL.

YOUR FACE IS A TRAP CARD.

[is that the best he's got]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[420blazeit]

Illuminati confirmed.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

Take that, atheists.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND SO DOES MY MOM, THAT'S HOW OLD THIS MEME IS.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[WOW. . . WOW!!!]

OH YEAH??

YOUR. . . FACE!!!

[slick comeback]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ BUSTS up laughing, oh my god ]

Ah, I believe Mars and Dva just got "owned!"

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[dragonheartedgirl]

Oh! So it's not even new material...?

[ hm. NOW who's old.... ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

It's gotta be a good 30 years old at this point.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[dragonheartedgirl]

Oh, goodness! Those jokes are well on their way to middle-age, then!

[ TMW LIFE EXPECTANCY IS SO SHORT IN YOUR WORLD, 30 IS ALMOST MIDDLE AGED... ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[crossmyheartandhope]

...okay, but I don't know, either?

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

Is that because it's so ridiculously old it's an ancient relic forgotten by the sands of time for you?

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[crossmyheartandhope]

Suuuuper old.

Like, they don't even got myths about stuff that old. They got passed down through generations, only it's been so long everyone forgot the words.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

The ironic thing is, this means you've won. By the rules of The Game, you're the one true victor among everyone here.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[crossmyheartandhope]

For real?