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You find yourself in a room like this.

It's a simple theater room with a giant colorful couch for everyone to sit or lie on if they so choose, and on the screen, you'll find a screen with twenty clones of a single, sexy assistant holding boxes, each box being labelled 01-20.

Also by sexy, I mean she's wearing stained sweatpants, crocs that are like 10 years old, and then this shirt. She looks grumpy and put-out, almost like she doesn't wanna be here.

There's also a remote that has the numbers 01-20 for you to press, and also buttons "DEAL" and "NO DEAL".

Oh yeah, and popcorn and soda!

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[Sprawling out on the bed because he can.]

Anyone have a favorite number?

Isn't choosing randomly better than going for favourites?

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It matters not to me. There is no true significance to any of these boxes before knowing what is inside.

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Nope! I don't think any are going to be 'good', but it might be funny to pick 4~

In my homeland, it is associated with 'death', fufufufuuu!

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I don't want to taint my good numbers with what will probably be bad experiences!

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"Skin... Dried Version."

[WRINKLES NOSE.]

I'd rather not. Does anyone... think we should take that option?

Assuming you did not pick the box containing "death," there is still a high chance we could avoid injury altogether with an empty box.

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Pass.

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You may choose to eliminate 6 cases this round. Please list the numbers in individual comments!

5

POISON HAS BEEN REMOVED.

13

COLD AND FREEZING HAS BEEN REMOVED.

6

NIGHTMARES HAS BEEN REMOVED.

17

SKIN HAS BEEN REMOVED.

12

PLANTS HAS BEEN REMOVED.

8

SICKNESS HAS BEEN REMOVED.

[The screen flashes:

Here's a Great Deal!!!!!!!!!!:
RANK 17 - SKIN (DRIED VERSION)

Deal or No Deal?]

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