YOU-kai start!

[idolpro]

Who: YOU-kai
Where: The YOU-kai dorms
When: Day 355, morning

[ You all wake up in bed with your smartphone at your bedside, all of you in your sleepwear, with a message on your phone.

Good morning, newly departed guest stars! You've got new co-stars to meet, a new dorm to explore, and the television in the main room with the "names" of everyone in your unit with flashing empty boxes next to them, waiting for you to each assign yourself a personal color as well as a mythological creature (if that is available to you—some of you will have that option grayed out). Or assign them to each other, really, no one's stopping you.

Once you've chosen your color and creature (or, once it's chosen for you), your closets will unlock with 3 sets of traditional Japanese clothing fitted exactly to your size. Additionally, upon choosing your creature, you might find yourself suddenly with some new appendages (check Player Notes).

Also, the front door is currently locked. It looks like you actually have no choice but to get to know each other for an hour or two before those open up. ]

Comments

[ibedeadpeople]

[He is going to have to be worse than your average prosecutor to scare her off, alas. She nods, acknowledging his introduction]

Earned...ah. There must be so many people trying to cozy up to you if you run 100 kingdoms.

...It's also gotta be so much paperwork all the time. Don't envy that part at all.

[daios]

[He IS worse than that but that's mostly in his past and possibly in his future due to the 'taking over the Hundred Kingdoms' goal.]

There are half as many as are trying to kill me, at most. I have not conquered them yet.

[ibedeadpeople]

[He'll also have to be worse than Kozuru to scare her off but the night is still young]

Sounds like a lot of people to win over... So, I guess when we win this, you'll be able to take care of them all?

[daios]

[He did a LOT of murder... He doesn't love that about himself, though.]

Once this is over, I will be 'taking care' of everyone, correct.

[ibedeadpeople]

[Just get a good lawyer, you'll be fine. She herself has gotten off of murder charges three times,]

Sounds like a good ruler to me. I know if you keep it up they'll follow you for sure!

[daios]

[He doesn't smile at that.]

I would be quite a terrible ruler, but I will only have to be there for a short time. And then...

[He would be a terrible defendant too. Unless you just wanted someone to plead guilty, I suppose!]

[ibedeadpeople]

[Well, it's happened before,]

[A little hesitant (for once)]

...And then?

[daios]

And then I can die.

[ibedeadpeople]

[More hesitant, though not judgemental]

...Is that what you want...?

[daios]

[Is it what he wants?]

.... It is what is right and just. For all of the lives I have taken, for all of the wrongs I have done, I should be removed from the world, but not until I leave the world a better place.

[ibedeadpeople]

[why must every prosecutor-type choose death,,,]

[She nods slowly, absorbing this.]

...Wellll. If that's how you feel, then that's what you should do, and I hope it goes well. If--if you're sure it'll be better after you leave.

[daios]

[Hope it goes well??? He is talking about his possible torment and definite death. He's not sure how that can "go well".]

I am. The world will be better without me in it.

[ibedeadpeople]

[If it's something he wants then she can only assume he wants to succeed...? That said, unsure,,,]

Is that what someone told you...?

[daios]

Maybe.

[He feels like Persephone may have said it at some point. Maybe everyone has said it at some point, but he doesn't remember a specific time he was told that the world would be better without him in it. And he believes it himself, anyway.]

You do not need a list of my sins. Simply trust me when I say that it is true.

[ibedeadpeople]

[Her expression goes a little strained and a little sad, but she only smiles, hand resting just under her collarbone]

...Well! If you do, you should come visit. I'm a spirit channeler when I'm not whisked away to play weird games, y'know.

[daios]

I do not intend to return to the land of the living once I am gone. With any luck, I will be consigned to oblivion.

[Sometimes, you just hope death is a rest!]

[ibedeadpeople]

Mm... Well, even if you aren't, at least you know you've got someplace to go. I'll get you with the Spirit Severing Technique if you get stuck!

[daios]

[What a weird thing to say. He 'has somewhere to go'? Somewhere to go after he dies? He isn't sure he wants somewhere to go, but he supposes if he cannot simply cease to exist...]

Mhhh. We will see. There are worse fates, I suppose.

[ibedeadpeople]

Yep!

Anyway, no point in worrying about any of that now. We've still got plenty of living to do before we die. Our people need us!

[daios]

That they do. All things in due time.