ALCHEME

[idolpro]

[you find yourself in this derelict village, with not a soul to be seen—but before you is this station wagon:



for all intents and purposes, this baby is a simple "honk, steer, pedal to go, brakes to stop" vehicle that anyone with opposable thumbs can drive. despite its age, it does have a handy GPS system that displays paths you can take, but fails to identify anything like landmarks or other worldly features. last but not least: its paint job is done in your unit's color!

The following can be found in the trunk/dashboard:
• Icepicks
• These 5 Bone Saws
• A surgical set
• A single miniature of 99 Bananas
• one large first aid kit containing nothing but bandages and bandaids]

Comments

REACTION/DISCUSSION

[idolpro]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

[cold and heights HEIGHTS HEIGHTS HEIGHTS



just stoops down in front of where the bridge starts and stares nope]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[featherbeaned]

[ Carrying B across in her big strong arms, this is creeeak


step.


crrrreaaaaak

this is fine, it's creeeaaaak ]

[ YEETS B LIKE THE FOOTBALL AT NOE with a yell of "GRAB THE BOY" just as the board gives way, scrambling to grab something, anything to pull herself back up to safety right after]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

[YO WHAT THE FUCK]

Tea?!?!?!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[neigh_sayer]

--B? Tea???

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

[might be having a panic attack while clinging to O]

HELP HER HELP HER HELP HER DONT LET HER FALL

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[neigh_sayer]

[GOING TO REACH OUT BUT

ALSO BEING CARRIED AWAY IN STRONG ARMS]

TEA!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[liarliarliar]

[i cant believe god got us again

this bitch]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[neigh_sayer]

[SHE WILL PAY]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[noethankyou]

[Quickly grabs B on instinct, but he also trying to grab a hold of Tea's hand as she falls, but THE CONSTANT COLD MAKES IT HARD TO MOVE.]

Madamemoiselle Tea!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[featherbeaned]

[ after W grabs her hand - ]

Get going! This bridge isn't going to hold!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[noethankyou]

WE'RE NOT GOING TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND LIKE THIS!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[featherbeaned]

LISTEN TO YOUR AUNTEA AND MOVE YOUR ARSE, YOUNG MAN

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[noethankyou]

NO!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[featherbeaned]

They need you.

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[doublefried]

[ FROM WHERE HE IS STRAINING TO KEEP TEA FROM FALLING ]

—Take them and go! The finish line's right there!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[noethankyou]

What about you?! You look terrible!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[doublefried]

I look fine as hell!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[noethankyou]

Monsieur B has become deaf, and Monsieur W has become blind! If you do not know, you look very injured right now!!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[doublefried]

We'll catch up! Take them and go before you all freeze!

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[doublefried]

-- Tea!

[ IS SOMETHING TO HOLD ONTO!!! grabs a rope with one arm and tea with the other only to remember that like

ouch

that arm was not being used for a reason

HE GRITS HIS TEETH AND HOLDS ON THOUGH!! AS LONG AS HE CAN!!]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[featherbeaned]

[ CLINGS TIGHT ]

Wow this is insulting! [ OF ALL SITUATIONS, FOR THE DRAGON, ]

[ but she looks up into W's eyes and slowly starts to ... loosen her grip ... ]

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[doublefried]

[ has DEFINITELY reopened his icicle wound but is HOLDING as TIGHT AS HE CAN (which is increasingly less tight on account of the blood loss) ]

But we can get through it, right?

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[featherbeaned]

Yeah. We're gonna be just fine.

[ smiles, teeth grit ]

Get our kids to safety.

Re: REACTION/DISCUSSION

[doublefried]

They're not gonna be happy with this ending, y'know.