YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You're on the carousel.

What do you mean you didn't get on the carousel? You're on the carousel. The carousel is great. This is a fun time. This is a great time. You're on the carousel. All you wanted was to win at everything and never fail.

Become afflicted with the following status effect:

- Tell all your friends and family about the carousel

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Welp.




Getting back off that. The compulsion to text everyone about the carousel is legitimately creepy but otherwise that was... okay. ]

Guess we're done in here?

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

Well, it depends if we wanna take a chance with the ballpit or obstacle course again...

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

...You think there was something in those apart from death?

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

I mean, there's all kinds of weird stuff in the ballpit, so I thought we might be able to find something in there.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

...Fine. I'll go in, if I get — you know, dead — get the drug-thing out of the dropbox.

[ INTO THE BALLPIT AGAIN. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Roll 1d10.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ 2 ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You drown in the ballpit. Such is life.

Become afflicted with the following status effects:

- Death
- Suffocation
- No breathing
- Arms cut (bleeding)

HOWEVER...

If a brave soul violates the CODE OF LAW, you can be saved. However, this will displease Lonard GREATLY...

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ SIGH, of course a second pass would be worse. Just going to die, then. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

Not so fast, you.

[ Reaching in with her sword, be a good lad and grab it ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

The Meringue Luka activates, flying into the air like a skydancer while spinning rapidly!

The radius of 6300cm is now the length these hands can reach. Meringue Luka has left your party as she travels upward into space.

The ballpit becomes a raging whirlpool. Anyone in it would surely be torn apart, just like the dirt and grime collected by eons of children within it are. Garbage is spit out at a rapid pace and obliterated. And finally, as it settles into a calm traversible vortex...

...an idol is flung into the sky, landing gracefully and perfectly on one of the Tables for Adults and Bad Children, alongside an OBJECT.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

[ Lark is going to attempt to catch the OBJECT. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Happy Day Record(2)

I implore you to recall that whenever you are experiencing feelings of terror, dread, despair, or dismay it is prudent to keep in your mind's eye the moments in which you were able to embrace more positive feelings of calm, joy, good cheer, and pleasure. When the present moment has become too gloomy and burdensome for you to bear, one must always remember happy days.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Retrieving the IDOL, then? ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Umi Sonoda

The First Goddess, who is perfect in almost all ways. Possessed of the greatest beauty in grace, her loving words strike the hearts of her fans like her arrows pierce the flesh of her foes.

Even in this mild fever, you can't hesitate! Accept the courage to dive in; it's about to start!

HOWEVER...

Since Umi Sonoda has already been found in the DAMNED QUEEN'S LOBBY by K, this instance of her disappears from your hands.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ guh ]

—Zari—

[ ARE YOU READY TO DUCK, it'll probably be worse this time— ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

[ Yeah yeah just let her help you and she'll worry about dying in a second. Literally. ]

Cooperate, please.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ He will absolutely take the sword! ]

Hey, I don't look gift swords in the mouth.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You have saved Lupine! He is no longer afflicted by Ballpit-related status effects.

THE LAW OF THE F U N Z O N E HAS BEEN BROKEN.

You have greatly displeased Lonard. The entire building shakes with rage and fury.

BULLET HELL MODE ACTIVATED.

Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARDs have been released and now form nearly undodgable curtains of bullets throughout the entire WcDonalds! This will make the coming battles much harder...

For now, all idols in the WcDonalds must roll 1d10.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[quickpersuader]

[QUICK AS A WINK DOOOOOODGE.]

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ NIGHTINGALE ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

[ 9! Hah! ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

[4 sigh unless The Harder They Fall can help her here by upping her stats in which case using that?]