Note: please be as cryptic as possible regarding any specific actions your character takes when discussing them in the game channel to avoid influencing everyone else!
[The goblins may not be very bright, but they are bright enough not to take the paved road. So, no, you won't see them! Who knows, maybe they got lost too?
You're back where you started! Do you follow the road all the way downhill?]
[You're going so fast you don't see or hear anything strange on your way there! But on the upside, you're there very quickly. It's not completely dark yet. You see people, not goblins. Success!
There is no one guarding the entrance to the village, though.
It’s late, but there are several people outside, and all of them are heading towards the direction of the main square, talking between themselves and laughing.
You can also go right, or follow the smell of bread.]
Ah... Sorry, I'm not from around here. Who should I talk to about [fuck, what are they called] .... ah... oh my gosh, I forgot the word for them. Big green humanoid guys with big claws and teeth, who walk hunched over like this?
[they are even more confused by that, until one of the children pipes up]
"I know! That's a goblin!"
[and now the woman looks alarmed and the man is no longer affable. he speaks in a loud voice for his... wife's sake, actually, because the children don't seem scared]
"Are you trying to scare my children? Goblins only exist in fairy tales and in the Dark Territory. The human empire is protected by the symbol of order, the Northern White Dragon, and the glorious Integrity Knights!"
But we did learn some things! 1) goblins and humans aren't on good terms, so the gambling is probably out. 2) this place ...possibly doesn't have guards or anything? Not great! 3) Maybe the dragon should be more alive. If only he'd brought pep!pep!'s revival power instead of Quick as a Wink, we would all be having a very different time right now.
He's going to walk back to the front gate and look at the surrounding area. Are people mostly coming back into town, or are people still working at night? Can he see anyone strolling around with swords or anything? ANY GOBLINS OUT THERE!?]
[No one's crossing the bridge this late, and you can't see too far away with all these trees blocking your vision.
Suddenly, you can hear voices chanting some sort of prayer together coming from the direction that family was headed! More and more voices join in. People are turning off the lights in their homes and hurrying to get there. It's like the whole village has gathered for... something. Also, everyone you see is a civilian.
If there are goblins anywhere near, they're not coming out to say hi. Maybe they're shy?!]
[HE SURE HOPES EVERYONE HAS COME BACK IN OUT OF THE WOODS
PLEASE DON'T BE IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT, ANYBODY
Since he doesn't see anything, he'll go check out the chanting. He's going to try and stay as discreet as a 6-foot-tall, scarfaced, school-uniform-wearing axe man can be, in case that family wants to give him the hairy eyeball a second time.]
[The voices lead you to the main square! Musicians are up on a stage, waiting to start. There are tables set up with food --meat skewers-- and there’s apple ale and mulled wine for everyone.
And if you look, you'll see that you're not the only one who's dressed in strange clothing. There seem to be some people from Imeeji mingling in the crowd. You can't make out who they are, but they seem familiar.
The prayer ends-- something something Avi Admina something-- and the musicians start playing. Couples come together in front of the stage to dance to this upbeat folk song. Food is eaten! Drinks are drunk! Conversations are had!
No one seems to mind that Cobalt is there. That family must be busy.]
[Cobalt feels like the universe is trying to tell him something. But this meat skewer IS pretty good, and he is willing to take it as a sign of... something. He lets himself relax a bit.
He wasn't going to try the mulled wine because he wanted to keep a clear head tonight, but he's not all that worried about it any more, so he might as well! Time for meat, wine, and a cheerful atmosphere!]
[I see you understand... The mulled wine is warm! You feel cheerful after drinking it. Your reflexes are also down.
Villagers laugh, people dance... There's even someone who's carrying a sword sitting on a bench, talking very excitedly with two other men while drinking some wine. Clearly, the celebratory mood isn't lost on anyone here!]
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You're back where you started! Do you follow the road all the way downhill?]
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There is no one guarding the entrance to the village, though.
It’s late, but there are several people outside, and all of them are heading towards the direction of the main square, talking between themselves and laughing.
You can also go right, or follow the smell of bread.]
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He shifts the way he's holding the axe so his hand is up near the head, to make it obvious he's not, like, brandishing this in a menacing way.
He's going to try approaching one of the people walking toward the square]
Hello! Excuse me, please!
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Oh, a lumberjack? You're out late with that, good work today!
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Say, have you seen any, uh, law enforcement wandering around? I need some help with something.
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Law enforcement?
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Ah... Sorry, I'm not from around here. Who should I talk to about [fuck, what are they called] .... ah... oh my gosh, I forgot the word for them. Big green humanoid guys with big claws and teeth, who walk hunched over like this?
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"I know! That's a goblin!"
[and now the woman looks alarmed and the man is no longer affable. he speaks in a loud voice for his... wife's sake, actually, because the children don't seem scared]
"Are you trying to scare my children? Goblins only exist in fairy tales and in the Dark Territory. The human empire is protected by the symbol of order, the Northern White Dragon, and the glorious Integrity Knights!"
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Do you know if there are any Integrity Knights around who I could speak to?
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If you want to see an Integrity Knight so badly, become a criminal and one will come to take you away! But do so away from my wife and children!
[he turns around and leaves!]
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well. That could have gone better.
But we did learn some things! 1) goblins and humans aren't on good terms, so the gambling is probably out. 2) this place ...possibly doesn't have guards or anything? Not great! 3) Maybe the dragon should be more alive. If only he'd brought pep!pep!'s revival power instead of Quick as a Wink, we would all be having a very different time right now.
He's going to walk back to the front gate and look at the surrounding area. Are people mostly coming back into town, or are people still working at night? Can he see anyone strolling around with swords or anything? ANY GOBLINS OUT THERE!?]
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Suddenly, you can hear voices chanting some sort of prayer together coming from the direction that family was headed! More and more voices join in. People are turning off the lights in their homes and hurrying to get there. It's like the whole village has gathered for... something. Also, everyone you see is a civilian.
If there are goblins anywhere near, they're not coming out to say hi. Maybe they're shy?!]
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PLEASE DON'T BE IN THE WOODS AT NIGHT, ANYBODY
Since he doesn't see anything, he'll go check out the chanting. He's going to try and stay as discreet as a 6-foot-tall, scarfaced, school-uniform-wearing axe man can be, in case that family wants to give him the hairy eyeball a second time.]
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And if you look, you'll see that you're not the only one who's dressed in strange clothing. There seem to be some people from Imeeji mingling in the crowd. You can't make out who they are, but they seem familiar.
The prayer ends-- something something Avi Admina something-- and the musicians start playing. Couples come together in front of the stage to dance to this upbeat folk song. Food is eaten! Drinks are drunk! Conversations are had!
No one seems to mind that Cobalt is there. That family must be busy.]
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The meat skewers smell really good. He's going to watch other people take some first. Are they free or are people paying for them?]
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(And yes, they do smell good)]
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He wasn't going to try the mulled wine because he wanted to keep a clear head tonight, but he's not all that worried about it any more, so he might as well! Time for meat, wine, and a cheerful atmosphere!]
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Villagers laugh, people dance... There's even someone who's carrying a sword sitting on a bench, talking very excitedly with two other men while drinking some wine. Clearly, the celebratory mood isn't lost on anyone here!]
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"Bwahaha! Beaten by the Gigas Cedar carver!"
"Remember that time he came to the party and made everything gloomy?"
"Good thing he's actually doing his job full-time now, huh!"
[They all laugh rowdily]
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Ah, excuse me! Did I overhear you talking about the carver?
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Yeah?
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