idolpro | a murder!

Can't believe this is going to be a group activity.

Wow it is not gonna be that! Don't say it all weird like that!

You got me tied up in front of your friends and everything! Ah geez.

Oh well. Let's not wait too long~

Oh did ya want it fast~? Well too bad, hold your horses!

[MAKING EVERYONE LEAVE before he goes over there to eye all the restraints...]

Edited 2019-11-27 01:52 (UTC)

Boooooo.

It's gone so slow already. It's a little rude to kick everyone else out, don't you think?

It was my play so I'm not gonna make 'em do this with me. Especially since it's you. 'Cause you're like this. Seriously, don't sleaze on my cute unitmates, they dunno how ta deal with it.

... I'm gonna let ya up. I guess you can try ta clock me if ya want but I'm faster than you, just so ya know. It's just weird talkin' to ya all tied up.

[Starts trying to untangle the beads from around his limbs]

Hahahah~

[That's actually entertaining. That is all Lucifer has wanted out of this, really. He just rubs at his wrist as he's let free, and rolls his shoulders a little.]

It seems like it'd be easier with all of you. Don't get me wrong, you having more powers definitely will do the job, but you know. Still one-on-one.

Just don't get cold feet.

[Snaps his fingers a couple times to double check his powers still work--zzapzap noise--ok good.] I mean this scenario is already way better than what I was worried about back when Senpai got switched ta Bad End...

Anyway I wasn't like... planning ta fight ya. I was gonna zap your heart ta mess up the electric signals 'n then revive ya once your heart stopped. If ya don't get like dragged off by the chandelier before I can do it.

Ugh. That's it? That's the fuckin' coward's way out.

[Crosses his arms over his chest and huffs.]

If you're gonna play a card like murder, you might as well do it for real. It's kind of fucked up to pretend like you aren't just going to kill someone.

Well I picked it cause ya might as well do it face ta face with somebody rather than havin' the production just lop off a limb and ya don't even know who took it.

Not sayin' I'm not a coward though.

Well, as long as you aren't arguing that point.

I've been eviscerated before. Had my wings rot off, and had to be put down with a sword through my skull. So if you're going to just electrocute me to death, then do it. I'm not about to talk you out of it.

It'll be gruesome either way.

Jeez...

You're always so dramatic; it's Cardiac Fibrillisomething, people get it all the time. It'll be a breeze compared ta all that. Well, I don't actually know what level of breeziness it'll be, probably not actually that breezy, and you'll definitely be dead if I do it right.

--er, sorry I'm tryin' not ta talk this much but I might actually be wiggin' out a bout this slightly after all--especially 'cause it's really hard ta stop running my mouth right now.

Ignore than I apologized, actually! Ain't about me!

Ya'd rather not like be high when I do this would ya?

At least give me the satisfaction of being electrocuted.

[SIGHS DRAMATICALLY!]

...So, what's the deal anyway? All these people, you included. I somehow tricked all of you into caring about me, huh? That's a tough break. I'm the Devil, you know?

Edited 2019-11-27 03:07 (UTC)

Ugh no, The shock ain't that powerful, I'd have ta get ya directly in the face and ya'd come back with burnt eyeballs or something.

And I dunno, is there supposed ta be a deal? He never said anything about devils 'n stuff, I dunno if he remembered that much. Not like it'd matter that much. Guess a buncha people thought you were nice 'n stuff, pretty tsundere, but you were a huge pain in the ass ta me. Not literally, we never got ta that part.

Edited 2019-11-27 03:33 (UTC)

[Oh okay. That actually gets a laugh out of Lucifer. Somehow he's not even surprised that this is the kind of guy he gets in with. Something about the punkasses really appeals to him, no matter the iteration.]

Hah! Hahaha! Ah, really? Shit, man.

But yeah, I mean. I spent a long time as not myself. A real long time. I forgot who "myself" even was, and I'm sure the amnesia that comes from here doesn't help that. I wouldn't remember the "devil" thing. It's just funny to me that once I remember I get whisked away to some Hell where Assmaster's the one in charge.

Hey! Were you planning on getting me, if you picked my unit?

Uuuuh... [w-waggles his hand]. I mean I thought it ta myself. There's like fifty members though right? I didn't think it'd really happen.

There are a LOT less than fifty. Thank god. They're already enough of a handful.

...Did you wanna get me...? [He can't blame him, if he did.] Do you hate me, for not being the same guy, but having the same face?

[Ugh, why is he asking...]

... I don't hate ya. Even if I did I wouldn't hate ya enough ta kill ya even in this temporary Hell way. I'm.. annoyed that I mighta been forgotten or something. That I put feelings inta something that was just gonna disappear, but like. I dunno. I guess I was torn up about it for a while but I'm over it, mostly. You showin' up like this is kinda stupid but nothin' I can't handle. It's not bad seein' ya all fully realized or whatever...

If I wanted ta get ya it's cause this is easier ta work out with people who've got an excuse ta hear ya out. I do want things ta just be easy...

... This is about ta ruin electrostim for me though so like don't think I'm not taking this seriously.

Edited 2019-11-27 04:51 (UTC)

[He's curious, and you keep talking! Even if he's going to die here, that part doesn't really bother him, so long as his curiosity is sated.]

... I get it, you know? I've loved an angel for countless centuries, but both of us are "bad" so we had to be "punished". At first, it was me, trapped in a sword for so long that I forgot that I was ever anything else, and then she led a rebellion, and her soul was cursed to be sealed in a human body, live short and violent lives, and then be reincarnated in the same way again.

It was a long, long time before I knew about it all, and before I could see her again. She didn't remember me in any of her lives, but eventually it all came back. So...

What I'm saying is that if we were important to each other, it'll come back. Not now, maybe. And I don't know how, but people who are important to each other don't just forget and move on, you know?

And don't let this ruin your sex life, like what the fuck even? It ain't THAT big a deal.

[He keeps talking because he's under a compulsion! Starting to look embarrassed though because this guy is doing that thing Senpai did where he'd get all sentimental sometimes.]

Now it's not a big deal, huh? Well that's good ta hear.

Anyway...
... sounds like a shitty cycle ta be stuck in but I'm not an angel or demon or anything important, I'm just a guy who can't even deal with love so like. ya don't gotta comfort me about it or anything. Remember me or don't, this is fine too, I'll live. I'm honestly glad you're all whole 'n stuff, that's close enough ta satisfaction...

... Even though I'm about ta fix that for a minute. [He means how whole Lucifer is]

[Grabs a chair from one of the nearby tables and swings it around toward him]

Here, don't want ya ta crack your head 'n give people more shit ta fix.

Edited 2019-11-27 13:35 (UTC)

It's not a big deal, because it's me. I get it.

Don't underestimate yourself just because you don't got wings. We're really not any more or less anything than humans, and the same thing applies to humans just as much as to me. I just ain't storytellin' with them cuz it ain't my place to. Not my story.

[He goes over to Pink then, clapping a hand on his shoulder and giving it a reassuring squeeze. He's probably not qualified to do any more any way, but really.. He's always fond of humans, and the kind who yell about "not being good at love" especially.

After that, he just goes and takes a seat, leaning back and folding one leg over the other.]

For the record though, I'm not gonna have any hard feelings about this. I just think that you and I both know that you didn't have to play the murder card. Maybe the other ones were worse somehow, and I respect you at least facing your victim, but in the end you're still killing a guy over a game where the prize is essentially money.

I'm gonna expect a smoke and a drink to make it up to me. So maybe like. One hard feeling.

[Opens his mouth for a moment to reply, but apparently what he wants to say is just one step above what he's allowed and he sort of.. shorts out briefly from truth-effect vs game-discussion-gag...]

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