YULETIDE 2 - BATTLE 5

[idolpro]

[ Once you enter the Escape Room, a series of messages pops up on your phones: ]

TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wellll it looks like Naffy's out of commission? It'll take her awhile to reboot with how hard she just got hit by the autocensor!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Whatever you did, it really made her mad! Haha!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway since I know what's going on now, I'm happy to help! It looks like the nature of the threat is a gang war between an evil thought sealed and another that you all and your fans helped to return to the world of the not-so-living? Wild!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: In case you didn't get the memo, this means you're going to explore the combination WcDonald's and Damned Queen's Cookies!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There you'll find something you're looking for, probably…? But mostly you're looking for a way to contain the outbreaks!
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: And fortunately, we've received a message from a friendly entity known only as "The Borger King", who apparently has a stake in the downfall of Lonard's lost empire…
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: It says:
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: There is a war going on for your mind. Steal their secrets. Create the Ultimate Prankburger. The king awaits. Salvation will come.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Wow! It looks like it's time for corporate espionage, or something?
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Anyway, you get to keep everything you find, unless it's a dolphin! That's mine.
TOTAL⚓DISASTER: Better get going! Charge!!!!!


[ And then everything goes white... ]

Comments

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

The note reads:

You're so lucky, you're so lucky, you're so lucky! This program could've left you all to die, but that would be rude! Not that you've been any better!!!

This program has made sure to deliver a copy of this program's ultimate quarantine technique. If you can find the Damned Queen's seat of power in her manor, it will weaken her greatly, though you'll still have to defeat her yourself.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Snapping a very careful photo of that. ]

And believe me, we appreciate it.

[ Somehow managing to sound sincere. He climbs back out of the jungle gym and moves on to the slide. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

It is a slide. It's a fun slide! Wheeeeeee.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Down the... slide........... ]

Well, at least it's just me in here.

[ He said, and then Lark showed up. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Just a regular slide, it seems.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ whee ] [ Obstacle course next? ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Roll 1d10.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ also a 3 ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You fall into a pit. As a result, you are trapped in the F U N Z O N E long enough to be seriously wounded! At this rate, the skeletons have a delicious feast, as will the pit vipers and [[OBSTACLE COURSE PUNCHING BAGS]].

Become afflicted with two of the following status effects:
- Impalement by Infected Spike
- Impalement (fatal)
- Life Cut Into Pizzas (death) (you burst into pizzas)
- Dehydration
- Delirium

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ k, so, he'll be taking one of those impalements, which crashes into Juniper Tree and thankfully doesn't do anything else, and dehydration, which. Hopefully he can fix in the dining area?

Fuck this whole place. Exiting the obstacle course to see if he can help Lark— ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You have saved Skylark! He is no longer afflicted by Ballpit-related status effects.

THE LAW OF THE F U N Z O N E HAS BEEN BROKEN.

You have greatly displeased Lonard. The entire building shakes with rage and fury.

BULLET HELL MODE ACTIVATED.

Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARDs have been released and now form nearly undodgable curtains of bullets throughout the entire WcDonalds! This will make the coming battles much harder...

For now, all idols in the WcDonalds must roll 1d10.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[quickpersuader]

[JK USING QUICK AS A WINK TO DODGE.]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[sangreine]

[9]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ 7! Sorry about this, everyone else. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

[ 1!

...Fuck that, whenever the result of that 1 befalls him, Lark is gonna use Foresight for a do over and --

]

PLEASE WAIT WARMLY...

[idolpro]

You fail to avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD! It strikes you, and you have run out of LIVES. Become afflicted with all of the following status effects:

- Tongue ripped out
- Flowers sprout from skin
- Hands severed
- Decapitation (not deadly) (head still functions)
- Wasting disease
- Crushed limb
- Desire to add violence to all actions
- Hyperthermia

WAIT...

FORESIGHT

[idolpro]

Nevermind! You avoid the Legendary Ballpit Ball WCDONARD.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

[ SO, AFTER ALL THAT. ]

Th...thanks, Lupine.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[at_heart]

[ Waving that off. ]

We check the carousel and then we get out of here?

[ His voice is a little strained, he is very thirsty. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[inspiteful]

I. Yeah, that's a good plan.

[ ...Please hold let's see if he can use Up My Sleeve to obtain a drink from somewhere within the confines of WcDonald's. ]

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Congratuation! Get equipped with:

Off-brand cola

Mmmm. . . . delicious.

Re: WcDonald's - F U N Z O N E

[idolpro]

Congratuation! You won!



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