Castle Game: BAD END=DEAD END

[idolpro]

[Suddenly, you hear the wailing of a horn. Outside, tension is turning to panic. You can't see anything, but you can hear people gathering up their things, sobbing in fear or speaking in harsh whispers. A lone voice calls from the distance:

The enemy approaches!

Upon the map, an unfamiliar geography appears -- several small nations, clustered together. Outside of them, an endless sea of enemy forces, identified only by a symbol of a cracked skull. Each of the small nations is marked with a flag in one unit's colour, and a tiny model of a castle.

You are at war. How will you protect your people and yourself?


(Rules & questions are here. Cleo is your gamerunner!)

Comments

Re: DISCUSSION

[searingedgelord]

It wasn't you. Nine knows who it was, he's the one that erased the memory of whoever did it. You wouldn't have asked Nine to mess with your head.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[--SPINNING AROUND TO LOOK TO NINE-NINE.

THE FUCK

THE ACTUAL FUCK?!]

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Hi!

Just gonna. Pretend to look like this map is super duper interesting.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[NOPE.

GRABBING HIM BY THE SHOULDER TO GET HIM TO FACE HIM

SO HE CAN TRY TO PUNCH HIM]

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[He's a card boy so hitting him is easy for someone as skilled as Joker. He doesn't say anything, because, well, even he knows he deserves it.

But yowsers.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[there are layers to this anger. layers.

and that's without even remembering the whole thing Nine pulled during summoning Asmodeus.]

You could have at least fucking told us so we could avoid Wild City getting the wrong fucking idea!

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

What was I supposed to tell you exactly?

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

Literally anything that could mitigate the damage of two months of Wild City being up in arms about this!

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

It was either break the trust of the person who asked me to do it, or break the trust of Wild City. And that's not even a choice.

If Wild City hates the rest of you for what I decided to do, then do you really want their friendship? And I already told Silk I would fix it if that is what they want.

I had thought about it. If you hadn't noticed, Wild City isn't easy to talk to. Hell, even Zrael is approachable. What was I supposed to do, walk up to their door and then get murdered on the spot? And then have them come murder the rest of you? They aren't exactly reasonable.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

You didn't factor in break the trust of the rest of your unit.

And I know Wild City isn't easily approachable--Haruto is the one I know best outside of North, and that's barely saying anything because he's cagey as hell and won't let people close! But I worked at it, and have been getting somewhere! And now there's this giant reason he and the person he's closest to on that unit who is the unit leader have zero reason to keep giving me chances! At all!

[he's just... so mad. he spent 4k points and so much time trying to become Haruto's friend?!]

And now even North, someone I know from home, has been given reason to doubt me!

If I'd known about any of this, I could have easily just gone over there and claimed responsibility since I'm the fucking idiot who summoned the goddamned demon in the first place!

Re: DISCUSSION

[motorcycle_noises]

Don't even fucking think about it.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[TOO LATE. ALREADY THINKING IT]

Re: DISCUSSION

[motorcycle_noises]

You are not taking the hit for this. Period.

Re: DISCUSSION

[searingedgelord]

[Yanks on Joker's fluffy hair]

I knew you'd say that.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[this is not a sexy hairpull!!!!

kind of hisses a bit]

--it makes sense!

Re: DISCUSSION

[searingedgelord]

It doesn't.

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Why would he be mad at you for something I did? Why would your friend from home doubt you? Are they so stupid to think we are just one conglomerate hive mind for fuck's sake.

[And for that last comment, Nine Nine is going to try to slap Joker across the face.]

Don't you dare become a fucking martyr!! How many times do I have to tell you, while your approach was less than stellar you probably did fix people from actually fading away?!

What the fuck do we owe Wild City anyway?

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[gdit JUST LET HIM TAKE THE HIT FOR THE TRIAL!?!?

but he takes the slap like a champ, just stands there for a moment, fists clenching and uncenching, not wanting to lash out but just needing to. move.]

We owe them not fucking with their minds!

And other units don't work the way we do, you know that! And it's not like you're fessing up to who did it in the first place, so why wouldn't I be on the table for being doubted by someone who's an amnesiac?!

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Look, I'm not saying it isn't dumb in hindsight, because it is. And I've already told Silk I'd undo it. And you may owe them that, but I'll make that decision for myself.

And because, Joker, anyone that knows you, understands that you would never ask me to do that. You'd ask Silk or Tatsuya or Phoenix. We just don't work that way. So Haruto and your friend have nothing to worry about. Or maybe they don't know you at all.

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

You're both fucking idiots.

Re: DISCUSSION

[criminaljustice]

[... honestly, reasons he's taking Nine-Nine's slap, tbqh.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

You don't get to own every consequence forever and ever, and he made a shitty fucking call.

Get it together and let's fucking salvage what we can.

Re: DISCUSSION

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[DUH. That was never in question.]

Re: DISCUSSION

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ Senpai isn't exactly surprised to hear this, considering... his conversation with 99 that one time.

Just watching and listening for the time being. ]

Re: DISCUSSION

[justfuckingtryit]

[Yyyep, just keeping an eye out.]