Imeeji Idol Productions ([personal profile] idolpro) wrote2019-07-03 11:37 am
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Capitalism, Ho!: Heart Soldier Senshi

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.

You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.

What do you do? ]
crossmyheartandhope: (Just shine a light into the wreckage)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...no one said there was gonna be math.
420blazeit: (Default)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the fuck buys one eighth of a car?
crossmyheartandhope: (That's for the restless)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
People who can't get a whole car, I guess.
420blazeit: (pic#10793712)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ opens mouth,
closes mouth. ]

You got me there. Ok, so... 1800 bucks and should we bother with taxes? That's 300 right there.
crossmyheartandhope: (Just shine a light into the wreckage)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I don't even think we can afford the house. Taxes can suck it.
420blazeit: (pic#10793706)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I say we buy food. I have no problem running around in the nude, so, like, ... maybe medicine instead of clothes? Since I'm sure that'll pretty much bite us in the ass if we do that. [ laughs. ]
crossmyheartandhope: (That's for the restless)

Re: SET YOUR BUDGET.

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's like...

[Counting on his fingers.]

1100? What're we, just pocketing the rest?

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crossmyheartandhope: (If you are awake come out)

Re: BUDGET TURN-IN

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
We're gonna buy food, medicine, and one eighth of a car.

We'll pay taxes, but as soon as they're processed or whatever, we're sending our super trained, high stealth, acrobatically inclined, way loyal ninja rats to steal em back. Suck it, Uncle Sam.
crossmyheartandhope: (Now I wonder)

Re: BUDGET TURN-IN

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
900 - food
300 - taxes
200 - medicine
100 - 1/8 car

1500/1800

300 in savings!
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

Re: EVENT 1

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. Like we'd say no?
420blazeit: (pic#10815491)

Re: EVENT 1

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Free is free.
crossmyheartandhope: (Just shine a light into the wreckage)

Re: EVENT 2

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean.

[Eyeing the budget.]

Can we even afford the house? Might as well let the rats have it.
420blazeit: (pic#10815584)

Re: EVENT 2

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Can we tame the rats to do our bidding? If we buy food and share maybe we can use them to our advantage.
crossmyheartandhope: Oh I'm still alive (That's betting on his last dime)

Re: EVENT 2

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude... nice! What if we pay the taxes, then train the rats to steal the taxes back. Then if they get caught, it's still only the rats getting caught!
420blazeit: (pic#13010771)

Re: EVENT 2

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Let's do it. We should also come up with a super cool name for them too. But, ok, 900 + uh... 300... and 300 more... we doing the car?
crossmyheartandhope: (And set in motion something new)

Re: EVENT 2

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2019-07-03 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
How many rats you think we got? Might need a whole lotta names. We better start brainstorming.
420blazeit: (pic#10815597)

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[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Rat 1. Rat 2.

I'm kidding. [ chuckles. ]

But we're going to do nothing with these guys? Is our answer tame the wild cuties?

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420blazeit: (Default)

Re: EVENT TURN IN

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-07-03 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
event 1: taking the free booze~!
event 2: not going to do anything about the rat infestation, because we're going to share our food with them in an attempt to tame then, so we can bid them to follow us and steal for us. also! we'll be working on a rat circus down the line... in case mining doesn't work out.
Edited 2019-07-03 20:13 (UTC)