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Capitalism, Ho!: Heart Soldier Senshi
[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a run-down one-room shack, with the distinct feeling that the people around you are your family, if you didn't already have such a bond with them.
You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
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You're wearing raggedy versions of your clothes, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME%, in the year %CONTEMPORARY%. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing a recent high-profile murder having been solved: despite confusion on the part of the authorities conducting the initial investigation, it turns out the victim had been tragically murdered via gun in the knife.
What do you do? ]

YEAR 1
SET YOUR BUDGET.
Housing - 1000
Food - 900
Medicine - 200
Clothing - 300
LUXURIES: NO RECOMMENDATIONS
Alcohol (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Other Unspecified Drugs (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
FANCY Clothes (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Books (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
One Eighth Of An Automobile (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
Nice Furniture (costs 100 per unit, adds 20 happiness per year) -
CURRENT JOB - COAL MINER. YEARLY INCOME - 1800 MONIES.
Will you pay taxes this year?
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You got me there. Ok, so... 1800 bucks and should we bother with taxes? That's 300 right there.
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[Counting on his fingers.]
1100? What're we, just pocketing the rest?
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We'll pay taxes, but as soon as they're processed or whatever, we're sending our super trained, high stealth, acrobatically inclined, way loyal ninja rats to steal em back. Suck it, Uncle Sam.
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300 - taxes
200 - medicine
100 - 1/8 car
1500/1800
300 in savings!
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[Eyeing the budget.]
Can we even afford the house? Might as well let the rats have it.
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Let's do it. We should also come up with a super cool name for them too. But, ok, 900 + uh... 300... and 300 more... we doing the car?
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I'm kidding. [ chuckles. ]
But we're going to do nothing with these guys? Is our answer tame the wild cuties?
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EVENT TURN IN
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event 2: not going to do anything about the rat infestation, because we're going to share our food with them in an attempt to tame then, so we can bid them to follow us and steal for us. also! we'll be working on a rat circus down the line... in case mining doesn't work out.
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Your family begins to STARVE due to sharing your food with the rats. However, you do manage to train them. And steal back your taxes! Yay?