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[And the rave ends just like that.

As soon as you blink, you find yourself standing right in the center of a living room inside a quaint, pink house.]

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The kitchen is in fact . . . a kitchen. You have an island with chairs for everyone to sit around. There’s also the familiar items that goes in a kitchen: an oven, a fridge filled with food, silverware, a coffeemaker. You also have pots and pans, and a large window overlooking the sink. There's also a door that seems to go into the yard.

But again there are some weird objects that also happen to be in there: a cactus plant, a pair of handcuffs, and playing cards.

[IMMEDIATELY GRABS A MEAT MASHER]

Ah, yes, bludgeoning was always my preference, though it would be nice to practice with a knife!

Bludgeoning is a bit messy. Is that what you're into?

God is very into bludgeoning! However, the weapon I used to possess was much larger than this.

How big? How thick was it?

The handle of it was as thick as your forearm, and the bludgeoning part was most certainly the size of your head.

Woooooooow. I'd like to see that up close one day.

Well, not too close—otherwise you'd have to be at the other end of it!

Unless that is what you meant?

Any way is good.

[ why limit it to two ways!!!!! but for now, he's going over to the pots and pans and picking out the largest one. ]

Ha ha... though I suppose I should stay on task. I think today, I'd prefer it like this.

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- What are you talking about?

Dearest Aradia, I speak of murder!

Please don't do that!

...

I am going to do a murder!

...

Please don't do that!!!

I need to practice, for I am only at 9.9 out of 10, and I do so wish to be at 10 for when I finally kill someone.

- You can do it in the vid room when we get back, can't you...?

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—Waaaiiit a second, you've actually killed people before? As in, successfully?

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Man*Eater, I must educate you on my incredible backstory one of these days! I was very good at killing people, and I did succeed. Why, I even took over a kingdom once, it was quite the bloodshed!

... Huh. Guess people can have all sorts of unexpected pasts.

Be proud of your God, for She is as magnificent as she looks.

And what will be your tool of choice?

[ throws his arms open ]

Gyahahaha! Our all-knowing God doesn't really need to ask, right? It'll be the same one I always use—these two hands of mine.

That's right, I know that so well! How was it again, you liked strangling?

Nyah. I've done that before, but it's not really my preference... Too drawn out, and kinda plain.

Before this, I'd just use my own power, Eating One—one smack of my hand could completely obliterate anything it hits. But obviously I don't have that here, so a snap of the neck usually does the trick.

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[ gonna try to take the door out into the yard! maybe there are things that can actually be murdered out there. ]

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