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Heart Soldier Senshi

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

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[FINGERGUNS]

Your blurb should be, "You have lost the game."

[HEHEHEHE]

[King won't get it]

. . .

I don't get it.

. . .

[and there is absolutely not explaining it]

[just]

[frowns]

Nevermind I forgot you're old.

Which means you need to respect me.

Sorry, but I'm shit at respecting my elders.

[ shoves him. ]

First of all it's you just lost the game and screw you, Mars!

[CRACKS UP]

Whatever!! Semantics don't matter!!

You're going to lose something else in a minute!

Oh yeah? My what?

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[ what the fuck are you two arguing about so viciously]

[ she'll have to explain it to him later. ]

[ ???????? ]

What game? We're still not in the final round, are we?

[ HOW COULD WE HAVE LOST ALREADY ????????? ]

[. . . . . .]

Don't worry about it, Hiryuu.

[ wait what

she's being shut out???? ]

No, I really want to know! What's going on?

[ Now you and Dva are ARGUING. what's going on???? ]

[i mean he'd answer, but]

[now he and D.Va are tussling on the ground]

CAN'T TALK GETTING BEATEN UP.

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I can explain the game later.

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[ Just gives her a relieved look like "thank god she doesn't know either" ]

[ just looking at king like

what is even happening ]

[ Scoots over and drops his voice ]

I think this is a "kids these days" thing . . .

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[...Oh hiryuu]

[ MORI DVA AND MARS ARE BICKERING ABOUT SOMETHING INCOMPREHENSIBLE ]

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...okay, but I don't know, either?

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What game?

. . .

[AND HE CAN'T EVEN CALL HURRICANE OLD]

What?

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