Heart Soldier Senshi

[idolpro]

[ Everything fades to black...and you awaken in a car.

You're wearing a time-worn, windblown version of your uniforms, and a newspaper informs you that you are currently in %COUNTRYNAME% in the year %CONTEMPORARY%+1. The newspaper is otherwise actually fairly unhelpful, aside from something detailing the results of a recent attempt at revolt in a city in %COUNTRYNAME%: worker’s success at managing a nearby gold mine led to dreams of every man being a king - the revolutionaries may have been successful had it not been for a concurrent jailbreak and mass slaughter putting local authorities on alert, buying time for military intervention - the town was nearly levelled to the ground, with few survivors.

But you seem to remember - you survived, didn’t you?

...Also, below the main headline about the failed revolution, there's something about Those Who Crave Hands? Huh.

Anyways, you've got marketing to do! ]

Comments

AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[cups his hands over his mouth and yells]

YO WHO WANTS TO BE A MODEL THIS ROUND!!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[420blazeit]

[ raises hand. ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[also raises his hand]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[420blazeit]

[ raises her other hand. ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[also raises his other hand!!]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ omg mars ]

You sound so eager....

[ this is why people think we want to die, isn't it? ]

.... I suppose it's only fair... I'll volunteer myself this time.

[foolmetwice]

I don't know if eager is the word I'd use. . .

[BUT. ANYWAY]

You don't have to volunteer if you don't wanna, Hiryuu. "Fair" doesn't factor into it.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Of course it does.

[ gently paffs his head ]

I appreciate that we're not forcing anyone to do this, but--to me, it wouldn't feel right to leave you all to do this without me. We sink or swim together.

[foolmetwice]

It doesn't.

[paffs her cheeks!!]

. . . and if you want to support us by joining in our potentially dumb decisions, then just say so. That's also not a matter of "fairness."

That's "camaraderie."

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

[ ENTIRELY PREDICTABLY: ]

I'll do it.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[FINGERGUNS]

Your blurb should be, "You have lost the game."

[HEHEHEHE]

[King won't get it]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

. . .

I don't get it.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

. . .

[and there is absolutely not explaining it]

[just]

[frowns]






Nevermind I forgot you're old.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[420blazeit]

[ shoves him. ]

First of all it's you just lost the game and screw you, Mars!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[CRACKS UP]

Whatever!! Semantics don't matter!!

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

[ what the fuck are you two arguing about so viciously]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ ???????? ]

What game? We're still not in the final round, are we?

[ HOW COULD WE HAVE LOST ALREADY ????????? ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

[. . . . . .]

Don't worry about it, Hiryuu.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Just gives her a relieved look like "thank god she doesn't know either" ]

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[crossmyheartandhope]

What game?

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[deifiedwhitedragon]

I can go again.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

Sounds good to me.

[YOUR BLURB SHOULD BE-- no Seto is old too, he also won't get it]

This is either extremely reckless, or extremely smart of us.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

...If we're all going again, I'll go up too.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[foolmetwice]

It looks like we are.

[a small huff, fond]

And why not? Maybe it'll be a bonding experience.

Re: AFTER UPVOTES ARE FIGURED OUT

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

Oh boy, this sounds like a blast.

Maybe that should be part of our pitch.